Ok so
I love my cousins, Austin and Matthew, to bits, but I swear if we weren't related I'd smother them in their sleep.
So Matthew, for whatever reason, thinks it's HILARIOUS to press a pillow over my face. -.- He'll press it over my face, and when I tell him 'STOP I CAN'T BREATHE' he'll take it off long enough for me to get my breath, AND THEN HE'LL PRESS IT ON MY FACE AGAIN. And with video games! He'll mess with me, or say he'll do something and then not do it, and then I'll tell him, "Hey, cut it out.', and he'll say "Yeah, yeah, okay." And then he keeps doing it, and when I say, "That's it, I'm not playing with you anymore.", he'll freak out and say, "Whoa, whoa, I was just messing around!" Seriously?
AND HE AND AUSTIN FIGHT.
ALL.
THE.
TIME.
THEY WILL ARGUE OVER WHICH ONE OF THEM I'LL PLAY WITH(WHICH IS ENDEARING)AND WHAT GAME WE'LL PLAY IF ALL THREE OF US ARE PLAYING(WHICH IS IRRITATING)
And when we are playing a game, they'll intentionally sabotage each other while I just do my thing. And it's just like
"You guys, we really need to build a shelter before night--"
"STOP DESTROYING MY WALL"
"YOUR DESIGN SUCKS, MINE IS BETTER"
And eventually, I'll just be like
"BOTH OF YOU ARE OFF BUILDING DUTY. I'LL BUILD THE HOUSE. NOW GO COLLECT WOOD AND IF I SEE YOU TWO SO MUCH AS GIVE EACH OTHER A DIRTY LOOK YOU CAN SLEEP OUTSIDE WITH THE ZOMBIES"
(Ok but this is funny. Matthew's MC username used to be 'doomin8r' and me and Austin would call him 'Dumbin8r' sometimes. o3o And now that he changed it to Spectrax98, sometimes we'll call him 'Sextrax' fOR THE LULZ)
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