That moment when you wake up in the middle of the night to a nurse drawing some blood
And you're just like 'ehhhhhh....oke', roll over, and go back to sleep.
That moment when you wake up 30 minutes later to a nurse saying 'Just a quick vital check, go back to sleep~'
And you don't fall back asleep for another 30 minutes.
That moment when you actually look FORWARD to taking a nap
But get woken up to do respiratory therapy.
That moment when you get some chili hoping it'll be delicious and a nice change
bUT IT'S SWEET. I MEAN CMON. CHILI IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET.
That moment when it's an accomplishment to eat a whole burger.
That moment when you wake up from a broncoscopy and go get back into your hospital bed
And fall back asleep immediately.
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Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
RandomThis is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!
