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Some idiot who lives across the street from us has a fancy-schmancy car. (To be honest, to me, it looks like any other car, but it must be sooooooo important.) I've never seen him, but I'll put something in the media of what I assume he looks like.
Anyways, I have this super nice neighbor who lives beside us. She has cats, who I like. We've known her for a long time, and I really like her. However, one of her cats likes sitting on cars. This usually is no more than a slight annoyance from the paw prints, but Mr. Asshole Redneck got pissed. He told Nancy, and threatened to shoot the cat next time he saw it on his oh-so-precious Redneckmobile. Then, Nancy told Mrs. Super Nice Neighbor Lady she had to get rid of her cats. All of them. Now, does that seem very fair? Not to me. If it was up to me, Mr. Asshole Redneck would have to apologize, and swear not to shoot ANY of her cats. But nooooooo. Ugh.
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