Oddseh: *goes over to Schwap*
Schwap: *doing homework*
Oddseh: *starts dragging Schwap towards the computer* WE NEED MORE CHAPTERS
Schwap: *resisting* NOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO! I NEED TO DO HOMEWORK! I HAVE A LIFE
Oddseh: TOO BAD *ties her up in front of the laptop*
Schwap: PLEASE! I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK! *struggling* I DON'T WANNA GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL!!
Oddseh: HOMEWORK BE DAMNED, WATTPAD IS MORE IMPORTANT ((A/N: NOT REALLY SCHOOL IS SUPER IMPORTANT SO DON'T SKIP AND DO ALL YOUR HOMEWORK NO MATTER WHAT YOUR ALTER EGO SAYS))
Schwap: LET ME G O
Oddseh: NOT UNTIL YOU WRITE A CHAPTER
Schwap: *groooaaaaan* FINE
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Schwap: DONE *shows Oddseh the chapter*
Oddseh: NOT LONG ENOUGH
Schwap: TOO BAD *bREAKS THE ROPE* I GOTTA DO HOMEWORK *runs*
*static*
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Did you hear about the major clothing brand going bankrupt? It left quite the Gap to fill in the clothing industry.
YOU ARE READING
Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
RandomThis is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!