Now YOU TOO can get all the SPECTACULAR advice I give 24-7! With...
POCKET ODDSEH!
Scene: You at your school
You: *walking down the hall*
Pocket Oddseh: Look out for that guy, he looks like he's ready to wreck some shiz.
Scene: You in math class.
You: *working on a test*
Pocket Oddseh: Psst. The answer to that question is 32.
Scene: You outside.
You: *sees a cute girl/boy outside*
Pocket Oddseh: *whispers a pickup line in your ear*
You: Are you a magician? Cause abracadamn.
Girl/Boy: *flirty wink*
---
See how GREAT your life could be with Pocket Oddseh? And all for the low, low, price of $999.99! And if you order now, we'll throw in Schwap FREE!
Schwap: wHAT NO
So CALL NOW!
1-800-ODDSEH
-----
UPDATE:
Random guy: *ordered one, and a box shows up at his house* *opens the box*
Schwap: *tied up inside the box with the Pocket Oddseh* MMMMMMMPHHHH
-----
YOU ARE READING
Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
RandomThis is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!
