Whew, that was a long title. Well, to explain the "Chronic Lung Disease" bit, I have a disease called Cystic Fibrosis. It makes my mucus thicker...and 20% nastier. So, this is how to signal people when you're coughing up a lung. (Note: Coughs do not count as words.)
1. *COUGH COUGH* KLEEN- *COUGH COUGH
Holy crap! Coughing fit, and I'm out of Kleenex! SOS!
2. *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH* MOM *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*
COUGHING UP A LUNG COUGHING FIT. NEEDS COMFORTING AND/OR MORE KLEENEX
3. *COUGH COUGH HURRGH* MOM- NEED A- *COUGH COUGH HUUURGH*
REET! REET! GET OFF YOUR BUTT, GRAB A BUCKET, AND REPORT TO WHERE THE COUGHS ARE COMING FROM UNLESS YOU WANT HER LUNCH ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND/OR FURNISHINGS
4. *BLUUURGH* Moan...Moooom... *BLUUURGH*
TOO LATE. LUNCH ON FLOOR AND FURNISHINGS. JUST GET A BAG BEFORE IT GETS WORSE.
5. *gulp* Ugh. *tiny cough*
SHE IS SWALLOWING IT. STOP HER AND TELL HER TO COUGH IT UP NAO
Well, that's about it. Yeah, CF is pretty nasty. For more info, contact me. (At my wattpad account.) Ok? Ok.
See you later, schwappers!
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