OK SO I TRIED THIS YUMMY JAPANESE RICE CANDY I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS
AND IT SAID THAT THERE'S AN EDIBLE INNER WRAPPER THAT MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH
I OPEN A CANDY, AND THERE'S THIS INNER PLASTIC
I FORGOT ABOUT THE MESSAGE AND PEELED SOME OF IT OFF
AND THEN I REMEMBERED
"Hmm, maybe I should try it."
SO ME, BEING THE IDIOT I AM, PUT SOME OF THE PLASTIC IN MY MOUTH.
IT MELTED IN MY MOUTH.
"oH MY GOG THIS SHIT IS AMAZING."
AFTER I ATE THE CANDY, I SAW ANOTHER SMALL PIECE OF PLASTIC. THINKING IT TO BE ONE FROM THE CANDY, I(BEING THE IDIOT I AM)ONCE AGAIN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH.
IT WAS NOT FROM THE CANDY.
ENOUGH SAID
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