Would You Kill for Me? (Yandere Genshin Impact x Fem!Reader)

Chapter 62- Crematorium Part 1: Sparks

I'm finally free.
This and the next two (or threee) will be in parts of a chapter, because I don't want to write a 8,000 word chapter.
This first part is kinda fun crack.

(Forgive typos.)

"Shut up! I'm trying to drive here!" Jean glanced at five of her peers crammed in the back seat.

Diluc took the time to redirect her focus to the steering wheel, "you heard the woman-" He spoke harshly.

The car took a sharp corner and Y/n was crushed between Ningguang and Ayaka. Her face smushed into Ayaka's thin shoulder as the blue-haired girl clutched her brother.

Ayato's head slammed into the seat in front of them and Jean yelped in surprise at the heavy jolt. "Geez..."

Ningguang huffed and and supported Y/n against her side. "If you stopped driving like a maniac, we wouldn't have this problem."

Diluc glared at the steely-eyed girl. "Maybe if you hadn't delayed us with your misinformation, we might be on time."

Zhongli sighed and tilted his body to give the others more room. He rested his chin on his palm. "Ningguang, she isn't supposed to be cremated."

"Who the hell put her up for cremation? I certainly didn't!" Ningguang's threw her hands up in dismay, bumping Y/n on the head.

Y/n's brow dripped with nervous sweat. She then prepared herself as the stoplights approached. This time, Ningguang cracked heads with Zhongli and wailed.

Ayato chuckled at his companions' bemused expressions. "Maybe somebody else should drive, if you're so against Jean."

Ningguang frowned and crossed her arms over her chest, "we have been relying on Jean for years. Hence, I didn't bother to buy myself a car."

Diluc huffed out a sardonic laugh too. "Whose fault is it, that we are in this situation again?... Don't complain."

Ningguang clutched his red ponytail between her pale fingers, "you're the one most in danger here. The person seated in shotgun is always to one to die in an accident."

Jean screeched, "don't you dare speak of that topic!"

"Wh-Oof!" Ningguang was thrown forwards -by her lack of a seatbelt- completely out of her seat. She rolled down and across the legs of her peers. Ayaka was almost tossed too, but Ayato quickly clutched her shoulders in a death grip. Y/n, with the middle seat, was kept in place by the commotion surrounding her and attempted to ignore it.

Diluc turned around, fire in his eyes.

"Let me up!" Ningguang shouted.

"You're on his fricking legs! Get up, yourself!"

Jean frowned and took another corner, sending the whole group crashing into one another.

"Whose elbow was that?" By the sound of the voice, it could have been Ayato.

"Get off me!" Ningguang once again, after Y/n collapsed on top of her.

"Uhm... My foot's stuck." The foot jiggled, and Y/n knew it was Ayaka by her choice of socks-with-sandals.

"Guh..." Zhongli was completely speechless.

Y/n attempted to lift herself off and was thrown once again to the side and landed between Ayaka's legs. The girl shrieked and covered her exposed underwear with her black skirt.

Diluc reached back to grab the closest person's hair- Zhongli, who was sitting upright behind him. "Everyone! Please. Be. Quiet!"

Ningguang jolted as Diluc shifted his hand to clutch her white locks and she sighed as crawled back onto the chair. "It's not my fault we're in this situation. It was the new principal."