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My Girlfriend Wishes I Was A Vampire: original poem

Okayyyy so not some quackbur content but I wrote this last night so I could look away from a horror movie I watched last because I don't do well with them (never watch them)

So if anything doesn't make sense I can try to explain whatever I was thinking back then. Idk I never really write poems and stuff but here you go:

She wishes I would make her something new

She thinks I will stay up every night waiting for her

She asks me for teeth, it leaves me bemused

She wants me to be glued to her neck forever

But she leaves every other day, tells me I can't go with her or I'll burn away

Let's me reach for her wrist but never her heart, I think this fanasty of hers is falling apart

My girlfriend wishes I was a vampire

Or at least I think she does, because

she doesn't like to be seen

With me on the big screen

I don't even know why, I only try to care

But she acts like I shouldn't even dare

Because that wouldn't make me a vampire

She wants me to be someone else and bring her with me

But I'll be honest I'm not sure that could be guaranteed

Part of me is starting to realize, she might have other guys

If I can't satisfy the vision that she sees at night

She has got red on her neck, but I was in bed

Trying to figure out how to be who she sees in her head

She tells me she wants it harsh, says I'm allowed to be cold

But honestly she probably just thinks the idea of us is getting old

I try to save it with a kiss on her forehead, but she prefers to rekindle it on the bed

But it's getting difficult to smile at her knowing I'm not the only one

All because

My girlfriend wishes I was a vampire

Or at least I think she does, because

she doesn't like to be seen

With me on the big screen

I don't even know why, I only try to care

But she acts like I shouldn't even dare

Because that wouldn't make me a vampire

It's nearly pitch black, and she traces my tracks to the couch were I sit, all alone

But now she says she's home and I can't look at her in the face, avioding her gaze

It hurts to say, but I have to part ways with her

She doesn't like what she hears, tells me I've got it wrong, that I'm losing some gears

But she has plenty other men, it's true

At first I don't know what to do, seeing her face all blue

But I tell her I'm a human and that we are through

(She collides with another dude a week later

And tries to make him her vampire)