Two Halfs of One Warrior • Obikin/Vaderwan One-Shots

Why Sex Education Is Important.

• Summary: The Kaminoans were scientists. They knew the clones couldn't reproduce and having sexual intercourse wasn't what they were made for, so they didn't worry about giving them the sex talk. This decision created problems later down the line.

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He was pissed, he stomped down the hallway with balled fists. He wanted to kill General Kenobi, but he knew it wouldn't go over well. He huffed while coming up with plans. He was not going to let General Kenobi get away with hurting his General.

He had seen General Skywalker leaving General Kenobi's room with a limp. At first he thought nothing of it and walked past. He thought his General, probably hurt it during their last campaign.

Except he stopped. When he realized that yesterday, He and Rex had dragged the General to the medbay and Kix never said anything about a limp.

He played the memory over and over again in his mind. Remembering how General Skywalker came out of General Kenobi's room. He paused while thinking.

"Why was he in General Kenobi's room so early?"

He was angry and confused so, he marched over to Rex's office and threw open the door. Both Captain Rex and Commander Cody looked up in surprise.

He stepped in and slammed the door shut.

"What's wrong Fives?"

Rex immediately jumped up with Cody behind him.

"I think General Kenobi is hurting General Skywalker."

Captain Rex and Commander Cody looked at each other while Commander Cody said in a grave voice.

"Sit down."

Rex picked up his comm and called Kix.

"Kix?"

"Yes?"

"We have another one."

It was silent for a moment before Kix said.

"I'm on my way. Wait for me."

Rex hung up and They silently waited for Kix. When Kix entered the office he had a worried expression on his face.

"Is this another report, about General Skywalker being abused?"

He was shocked and looked at his captain only to see him shaking his head in sadness.

"I'm afraid so."

Kix sat down with a heavy sigh and said.

"That Karking, rankweed of a General."

He was surprised when Cody didn't defend his General. Instead his eyes grew hard and he nodded along. As though he agreed with the sentiment.

He looked at his brothers and finally said.

"What's going on?"

Captain Rex looked apprehensive when he said.

"A few months ago we started investigating General Kenboi after, multiple incidents."

"What incidents?"

Commander Cody brought out a large case file.

"At first I didn't want to believe it, but after seeing some of it for myself. I realized General Kenobi isn't the person I thought he is."

Rex looked angry.

"No he's a demagolka."

He was shocked. That was the highest insult in mandalorian.