Two Halfs of One Warrior • Obikin/Vaderwan One-Shots

The Kenobi-Skywalker Manual on Accidental Child Acquisition

❤️Full Title: The Kenobi-Skywalker Manual on Accidental Child Acquisition (sequel to How To: Resolve a Fight Even Though Your Feelings Are Still Hurt)

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• Summary: “She’s rude, a know-it-all, sarcastic – it was like she was trying to get me to explode, like she was pushing my buttons in order to –“ Anakin’s eyes widen. “Oh my god. She’s just like me, isn’t she?”

“Oh, don’t say that, Anakin.” Obi-Wan smiles. “From what I’ve seen, you are much worse.”

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Ever since they got blessed by the Masters during their wedding, Anakin has been doing his best to ignore the force. Obi-Wan told him on many occasions that “It doesn’t work like that, my dear”, but Anakin finds that it’s working for him just fine.

He pretends to get comm calls whenever Obi-Wan brings up the topic, leaves meetings when one of the Masters arrives and managed to schedule his free time in perfect sync with Master Dooku’s presence in particular.

There are several reasons for this.

The first being that Master Dooku – the former mentor of Obi-Wan’s former mentor – creeps Anakin out, as do all the Masters. The man is also drippingly unimpressed by Anakin, which might have something to do with Anakin arriving half an hour late to their first personal meeting with a bleeding arm and shoulder ‘cause someone – definitely not him – had forgotten he hadn’t finished his most recent upgrade on his speeder.

In all his years of meeting politicians he’s never met someone who could ooze their disapproval into a polite conversation quite the way Master Dooku managed.

Of course, Obi-Wan isn’t a fan of this, and has begun to praise Anakin relentlessly whenever Dooku is around to hear him. It’s made the occasions more bearable, just not bearable enough.

Because there’s another reason Anakin can’t stand the Masters or their rituals or -well, any occasion where someone mentions the force - Anakin doesn’t even like thinking about it.

Of course, every religion likes to pretend to know the truth, and of course, every religion has different roots, some of which are very true.

But other religions just didn’t feel so real to Anakin.

He doesn’t have the capacities to think about what this might mean, so he evades the force and anything that has to do with it. And so far, it’s been going pretty well.

So, of course, his husband has to ruin his close-to-perfect run.

They’re on their way back from their first photoshoot as a married couple, both sitting in the back of a speeder while Cody is flying.

Obi-Wan’s been staring into the distance for the past twenty minutes, and as has Anakin.

But it looks like while Anakin has been thinking about how nice it felt to hold Obi-Wan’s hand during the shoot, his husband has had more serious thoughts.

“Cody,” He says eventually, in a voice he usually reserves for the early morning hours and Anakin is not jealous that Cody gets to hear it like it’s no big deal, not at all, “I wasn’t aware Master Dooku was scheduled for a visit today.”

Cody’s eyes flash in the rearview mirror. “He isn’t, not that I know of.”

Anakin scrunches up his face and leans over towards Obi-Wan’s side of the speeder, trying to follow his gaze.