Two Halfs of One Warrior • Obikin/Vaderwan One-Shots

Wedding Planner and Wedding Wrecker

• Summary: Modern AU

Obi-Wan and Satine had been together for so long, it just seemed obvious for them to get married. To help them, they decided to call a wedding planner and Obi-Wan almost regretted it the second a young, handsome, Anakin Skywalker bursted into his life, carrying with him the promise to wreck it all.

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None of his coworkers would ever have believed that Obi-Wan “straight as a raw spaghetti and stuck inside a box” Kenobi used to be a bisexual teenager, closer to Don Juan than the Pope. He was young, already handsome, free and wanted to enjoy all of it. No one ever blamed him for his tendencies of switching partners the way one would change socks, exploring almost everything there was to explore.

But, when a twenty five year old Obi-Wan “I have slept with all my classmates since I’m fifteen” introduced to his friends the woman he called the “love of his life”, half of them laughed –the other one choked on their drinks. Needn’t to say, no one believed this relationship would last longer than a month –a record held by the cute waiter who used to work at one of their uni’s cafeterias.

Yet, fifteen years later, they have all been proven wrong: Obi-Wan and Satine were still together, happy and way too in love for the man’s friends liking –who wanted to invite him more often to get wasted with them, something Satine didn’t let him do. They made their peace with this –some more than others– and buried the young Obi-Wan Kenobi who could have three partners in his bed at the same time and call it a ‘Monday’.

Things had changed and, when he announced to them that Satine and he were engaged, he was assaulted by several “fucking finally” and “took you long enough”. He simply rolled his eyes and if he came back home later than usual to sleep on the bathroom floor after throwing up for half the night, Satine didn’t say anything –she just made fun of him for a whole week each time he complained about his back, knees, hips and everything that had been in contact with the cold tilling.

“So when are you guys getting married?”

Since he made the announcement almost a year ago, there was one person more eager about all this than Obi-Wan himself and it was Cody “I am the reason why none of my friends are dead” Fett.

“You’ll be happy to learn that we finally made an appointment with a wedding planner. So I would say in a year.”

The man was only a year younger than Obi-Wan, but he didn’t look older than five years as his face shined with joy and excitement. It was gone just as fast as it had appeared and Obi-Wan regretted not having taken a picture –not even Cody’s brothers would believe he could make such a face.

“You already have ideas?”

“She does. And when I say something, we disagree.”

Cody snorted in his cup and almost drowned in his coffee. Obi-Wan tried his best to not laugh.

“Is that so?” The Fett asked, throwing a napkin at his best friend’s face who caught it with a smug smile.

“She wants to do it in a church.” He shook his right hand toward the sky in a bored gesture. “Her parents.”

The movement drew a quick laugh out of Cody.

“I get it. You should probably not do it in a church though. You might catch fire.”

“Why do you say that?” Obi-Wan couldn't help his smile, knowing the answer was going to be even more stupid.

“Lust is a sin and, oh boy, you were a sinner! I don’t think God is going to bless your wedding.”