Upon the American Admiral calling the Vichya Dominion fleet, 'The Vichy French Navy', Well, you've guessed it. Jean Bart get's pissed. Meanwhile Admiral Nimitz turned around.
Nimitz: "Everyone! Don't attack!"
Jean Bart: "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO BIG MAN?! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?!"
Admiral Nimitz turned around to face Jean Bart and her subordinates.
Nimitz: "Well, yes! I know who I was talkin' too! And I am talkin' to you, Miss! Say, I was thinkin' about doing a negotiation, to make your faction rej-
???: "FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!!"
Nimitz: "Pardon me ladies."
Admiral Nimitz then looks at Adolf Hitler, ranting for no reason.
Nimitz: "Ohh for f**k sake Hitler, shut the f**k up!"
Hitler: "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!"
Nimitz: "Jesus christ! Bismarck! Can you tell me what the hell's wrong with yer führer?"
Bismarck: "I don't know! He just appeared out of nowhere!"
Nimitz: "Right. You need to die."
Admiral Nimitz then pulls out a Colt Peacemaker and fires it at Adolf Hitler, killing him.
Hitler: *death screams*
And Adolf Hitler falls to the ground, dead. And blood spilled out from the forehead and down to the wooden floor.
Nimitz: "That should take care of this nonsense."
Then, Admiral Nimitz turned to face the Vichya Dominion shipgirls.
Nimitz: "So, as I was sayin'. I'm gonna do a negotiation, for your faction to rejoin Azur Lane, Jean Bart, in exchange for somethin'."
Jean Bart: "Wait! How did you know my name?!"
Nimitz: "I might have read through the history books. Well, are y'all gonna rejoin Azur Lane? Or what?"
Jean Bart: "Oh yeah?! Well, why should we trust you?! Huh, big man?! You're weak and pathetic!"
Nimitz: "Well, first of all, I ain't no big man, and I am the USS Nimitz, lead ship of the Nimitz-class aircraft carrier. And I ain't weak and pathetic. So, you actually had a damaged turret? Right? Jean?"
Jean Bart: "W-What?!?!? How did you know that I had a damaged turret?"
[Ability Activated: Dead Ringer.]
Wow, the USS Zumwalt has decloaked, revealing that he had faked his death!
Meanwhile...
The USS Zumwalt approaches Peter Strasser.
Zumwalt: "Peter! I'm back!"
Peter Strasser: "Zumwalt!"
Meanwhile...
Nimitz: "Listen, I can see that one of yer turret is damaged, wait."
Then, Admiral Nimitz teleports 2 meters infront of Jean Bart and her Subordinates. With his left index finger pointing at Algérie.
Algérie: "I am Algérie, the sole ship of my class, and, who are you?"
Nimitz: "USS Nimitz, lead ship of the Nimitz-class aircraft carriers. Say, does your leader have a damaged turret, that actually caused her to have a rocky relationship with Richelieu. Right?"
Algérie: "Well, yes. Yes, she has a damaged turret, which is the one on the left side of her rigging."
Meanwhile at the Azur Lane's Base...
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Modern Warships in Azur Lane (Azur Lane X Modern Warships)
FanfictionWhat happens if 5 warships from a video game called, 'Modern Warships' were transported into the world of Azur Lane? And they are still in their ship form, though they can still revert back to their human forms in their past lives. What will they do...
