Kiana: I won't bite you. You don't have to look so scared.
Sal: Kiana, you are literally holding a baseball bat.
Kiana: That is just for show.
Sal: Sure, I trust you.
Kiana: Ugh, why can't you listen to me for once, SAL APOCALYPSE
Sal: (Shit, she is mad...) I don't know what I did, but I am sorry?
Kiana: That makes it worse. It makes me look like the bad person here.
Sal: Which you are? Who holds a baseball bat over their friend's head first thing in the morning. I don't even know what I did to make you mad.
Bronya: Oi Idiotka, did you lose your 50/50 again...
Sal: (Glares at Kiana) Is it about the Gacha last night?
Kiana: (Lowers her baseball bat. Suddenly, the hunter is the prey) No, nope, why would I be mad that you got the limited banner character in the first ten pulls while I lost the 50/50 to the weapon. Hehehe, I was definitely not trying to hit you in the head to transfer that luck to me.
Sal: Kiana, you are the most amazing person in this world, and I really do care about you from all my heart, but Dumbo, what the hell is that logic?!
Kiana: DON'T BLAME ME. IT IS YOUR FAULT BEING SO LUCKY WITH GACHA
Sal: HOW AM I LUCKY?
Kiana: When was the last time you lost a 50/50?
Sal: (Thinks hard and speaks) Never....Oh, I see, I no longer have a high ground here.
Kiana: You underestimated my power.
Bronya: Are you two lovebirds done? Also, that Star Wars skit was adorable. When are you two getting married?
Kiana & Sal together: We are not! We are not even dating! We are just friends! Don't say at the same time as me, Dork/Dumbo.
Bronya: Whenever you are done playing being friends, remember who knew you were in love before you two even realized it.
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Kiana And Sal's Bizzare RomCom Drabble Collection
RomanceWell I just wanted to make some cute and fluffy drabble between my male OC Sal Apocalypse and our beloved Tuna, and thus here we are. Also these drabbles are fine standalone however if you wish to know the context then definitely read the main story...
