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KiaSal HighSchool AU

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EXT. SCHIKSAL HIGH SCHOOL - ROOF - DAY

KIANA:

I think I just might like that insufferable Apocalypse

BRONYA:

Did you call us to the roof for this?

MEI:

Now, now, Bronya. She is being honest.

SEELE:

Well, it does come as a surprise...

KIANA:

You have never been good at lying...Was it that obvious?

BRONYA:

No shit-

MEI:

What Bronya means is, everyone takes their own time. So why the sudden revelation?

KIANA:

Oh...I blurted out if he likes someone last night when he dropped me off at home.

MEI:

Uhuh and?

KIANA:

And he said he likes me.

MEI:

Oh my God, congratulations. You two would look lovely together>

KIANA:

Right...

BRONYA:

Idiotka, what did you do?

MEI:

Oh, come on, Bronya, our dear friend, finally bagged herself a boyfriend.

KIANA:

So, umm, that's the thing. I was kind of shocked and might have called him an idiot dork, but I also love him, and he is insufferable yet kind of adorable. Then, I gave him a kiss and left him before saying, 'This doesn't mean we are dating.' This is just me being nice to you. No, that sounds wrong, I am only this nice to you, not to anyone else, so don't become this nice to anyone but me._

BRONYA:

...

MEI:

...

SEELE:

That is still progress, guys...

(Kiana wasn't heard from for the entire day. Legend has it that reason and thunder descended upon Schiksal High School that day.)

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INT. SCHOOL - MEANWHILE

CAELUS:

You look terrible, Sal.

SAL:

I am in agony.

CAELUS:

Can't relate.

SAL:

Imagine Hotaru when you were helping other girls, but on steroids.

CAELUS:

...

SAL:

Exactly

MARCH:

Are they all right?

DAN HENG:

Leave them be. They both brought this upon themselves.

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