Bronya: You spend six days a week in his room?
Kiana: Yes? We play games...
Bronya: You cook him all meals?
Kiana: Of course... Oh, that reminds me, today is Friday, right? I need to buy chicken, he likes the Filipino dish a lot and also today is-
Bronya: That's not the point idiotka(Facepalming).
Kiana: I don't really understand what you are trying to prove here Bronya...Me and Sal are really close friends. That is all there is to it.
Bronya:(glares at her.) How is you literally being his housewife equating to you only being friends?!
Kiana: Because isn't being friends better than being lovers?
Bronya: I hate you so much!
Later that day.
Bronya: Sal, I have a very important question for you!
Sal: Uh-huh
Bronya: What is your relationship with the idiotka?!
Sal: We are just friends. Sometimes we hate each other though... But well I would hate to see her mad, albeit, she looks really cute when pouting but still...
Bronya: Sal, do you know what being friends means?
Sal: Choosing to stay by each other through all the hardships, even when the bad times outweigh the good times?
Bronya: And do you think that's how you see Kiana?
Sal: Absolutely... I mean I don't want her to get hurt or be sad... Plus I mean I would hate it if she wasn't around when I get older... Plus she cook good food now. Yeah.
Bronya: HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT FROM BEING LOVERS?!
Sal: What's gotten into you, Bronya? Being friends is way better than being lovers. It keeps the complications away.
Later that night, after dinner. Kiana sat comfortably in Sal's lap as the two played a co-op Honkai Dark Souls-inspired game together.
Bronya in the corner, about to go all ballistic: Do you guys still believe you are not dating?!
Kiana: Bronya, aren't you thinking too much? Sal and I are just friends.
Sal: Yeah.
Bronya lost herself and was about to use her Herrscher powers when she woke up with a start. She found herself in the couch with a blanket as Kiana and Sal slept on the other side. The three of them were watching a movie called 'Being Friends Is Better Than Being Lovers'. And since it reminded the silver haired girl about her dear friends she had a nightmare about them acting the same as the lead in the movie.
However, she wasn't sure if she could take her friend's indecisiveness anymore.
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Kiana And Sal's Bizzare RomCom Drabble Collection
RomanceWell I just wanted to make some cute and fluffy drabble between my male OC Sal Apocalypse and our beloved Tuna, and thus here we are. Also these drabbles are fine standalone however if you wish to know the context then definitely read the main story...
