You had a list of things to do, but first things first: kidnapping. You knocked on Naruto's door, hoping he wouldn't recognize you since it had been a long, complicated month for you since the whole incident at the lake.
"Coming!" Naruto shouted as he quickly came to the door.
He opened it and looked at you, confused.
"Who the heck are you?" He asked.
"Great, you don't remember me! I'm here to kidnap you! Have a nap, Naruto!"'you said as you hit a nerve, making him pass out on you.
"You are a heavy boy. Man, you work out; nice muscle definition," you say as you put him back in his apartment.
"Okay, so clean, then go find the others. How do you expect to get laid when you live like this?" You asked as you picked Naruto up and took him to a secret location, then dropped him off.
You cleaned his whole place for him quickly and then went to Sasukes house. Sasuke was balls-deep in Sakura, which you found out after hearing moaning. You thought someone was in pain but went to the bedroom window and saw them going at it hard.
"Nice! See, this is what happens when you have a clean room. He is going to break her if he keeps going like that. Oh well, it's not my problem. I'll get Lee, then come back and get these two," you said as you went to Lee's home.
You broke into Lee's house and could hear the shower going. You could listen to him talking to himself, and the bathroom door was open; you walked in and got out a book. You sat on the toilet reading the book while he seemed to exercise in the shower. You knew Lee was strange, but you didn't think he was that weird.
Lee pulled back the curtain to see you sitting on the toilet, then screamed like a little girl and hid his body behind the curtain.
"Hi Lee, need a towel?" You ask as he looks at you, terrified.
"What are you doing in here? I'm naked!" He said as you smiled.
"See one dick; you see them all. Plus, I'm here to kidnap you," you say as you hand him a towel.
"Why?" He asked.
"Do you want me to take you with or without clothes on? I mean, Tenten might like you naked. I don't care if you are; I'm just here to take you," you said.
"You didn't answer my question," Lee said, "how long were you here anyway?"
"Long enough, and because I'm on a mission, so come on, Lee! I have to get Sakura and Sasuke! I came here first because you're single, and no one will miss you," you explained.
"That is not true!" He said.
"Lee, you have two options; the first one is you come with me naked, and I will say we fought, and you lost. Tenten will see you naked because I will grab you by your balls and render you unconscious with a pressure point. The second option is that you get dressed and come with me. You fight me, and you will end up naked," you said as his face turned red.
"May I get dressed, please?" He asked.
"Sure," you said as you went to his dresser and got him his clothes, then handed them to him.
"Thanks?" He said more like a question.
He changed, and you took him to your secret hideout where Naruto was. You went to Sakura and Sasuke next, and to no surprise, the bed had broken, but they were sleeping on top of the mattress. You cleaned their place a bit, waking Sakura and Sasuke.
"Hey guys, you guys get to come with me, and if you don't, everyone will know you slept with each other. Also, Sasuke, you need to work on those hip movements. Just pace yourself; it's not a race," you said as Sasuke looked at you, annoyed, but you tossed them their clothes and took them, too.
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Y/n one shots and explicit content
Fanfiction* Due to them deleting my first book due to violating company guidelines, even though my book has been on here for two years, they deleted it and all of the content I worked on. so 250k reads gone. It will be fun to see how fast this book will be ta...
