"Here we go! Will he stick the landing?!" You asked as you flipped a pepper onto the cutting border.
"And the crowd goes wild! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ten points...." You paused as Bakugo looked at you.
"You going to fuck around or cook?!" He asked.
"Both?" You said more like a question.
He looked at you, annoyed, and you smiled awkwardly.
"Okay, I'll leave you alone," you said as you decided to call your brother.
"Hi Mezou!" You said as he looked up from his book.
"Hey," he said as you went to your bedroom, and Minoru watched you leave.
"She is starting to grow on me; I just wish she had bigger boobs," he said as Mezou quickly covered Minoru's mouth and pushed him into the couch.
"Stop, no one wants to hear about your preferences in women. Her quirk makes her small; there is nothing she can do about it, so shut up," he said, annoyed.
He let go, but as soon as he was about to say something, he covered his mouth again. Mezou didn't want to hear it, mainly because he was talking about it in the locker room, anywhere he could. Minoru wished you were bigger and had a figure like the other girls so he could creep on you.
"I was thinking about asking her out, actually," Denki said as Mezou read his book but stopped.
"Wait, what? Why?!" Minoru asked, shocked.
"She's funny, and she's cute even though she doesn't look like an adult," he said as Mezou sat there pretending to read the book he had in his hands.
"So when are you going to tell her?! Are you going to take pictures of..." Minoru didn't finish before Mezou covered his mouth but was a lot rougher than he was before.
"Take any pictures of her in any stage of undress, and you will have more to worry about than your looks," he said as Minoru smiled a bit.
"Okay, message received...," he said awkwardly as Mezou got up and went looking for you.
He wouldn't say anything about Denki liking you; he wanted to know if Minoru was creeping on you.
"So then I said, watch me! That's how I ended up balls deep in a Subway meatball sandwich. That was a good sandwich," Mezou heard a voice say as he went perfectly to your phone face up on the floor.
"Do you know where Y/n went?" Mezou asked as he picked up your phone and saw you had been FaceTiming someone.
"Who... well, hello! Hey, sexy girlfriend! You will not believe who I am on the phone with now!" The man said.
"You already told me yellow eyes; it's your sister, silly!" A girl yelled.
"You must be Mezou!!! It must be my sister's friend. The mask is a dead giveaway. Anyway, tell me some details! You spot her all the time, right? Are you dating or not? Thinking about it or what? How do you feel about spicy food? Favorite food? Oh, by the way, I'm cooking, and I'm not wearing any clothes besides an apron and a thong my girlfriend got me. I don't recommend it; I just did it because I was like, girls wear these things; how do you wear them? And my gosh, it feels like the boys are falling out! So if you see my ass, sorry. Wait, so you have my sister's phone? That means she lost it. Hold on. Hey Tracey, where is the cowbell!" He hollered.
"Behind the toaster!" She yelled.
"Y/n, you forgot me again! Y/n, I'm here!!" Your brother yelled as he shook the bell loudly, but you didn't come.
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Y/n one shots and explicit content
Fanfiction* Due to them deleting my first book due to violating company guidelines, even though my book has been on here for two years, they deleted it and all of the content I worked on. so 250k reads gone. It will be fun to see how fast this book will be ta...
