jasper woke up on a pile of bodies that she killed last year, and used as a bed. lapis was singing about earth and how pretty it was while Peridot tried to fix the iphone they managed to steal from earth. jasper spotted a tiny lizard that was doing the boogie dance with a cricket while doing the can can. jasper threw up the souls of all the fans she had eaten the day before and the universe exploded
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Yeah, it's 7 in the morning and I tried to write a crack fic in one minute. Not bad, right?
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Steven Universe Oneshots
FanfictionHello and welcome to a book consisting of Steven Universe! The chapters range from headcanons, to short stories, and mostly angst. And ships. Have fun reading! (half of this is angst i lied, lapis is my son, garnet should be ruby x sapphire's ship...
