Jasper

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Jasper: *unfuses with Lapis*

Me: Ah yes, my big buff cheeto puff wife is back from the war.

Amethyst: *grabs Lapis*

Jasper: *starts slipping*

Me: wait what? You need to help her too!

Jasper: *continues slipping*

Me: NONONNONNONINOONONON HELP HER

Jasper: *falls*

Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-;

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