I can't help it if I make a scene,
Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.
I'm turning heads and I'm stopping traffic,
When I pose they scream and when I joke, they laugh.
I've got a pair of eyes that they're getting lost in,
They're hypnotized by the way I'm walking,
I've got them dazzled like a stage magician,
When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen.
Well, everybody needs a friend,
And I've got you and you and you.
So many, I can't even name them.
Can you blame me, I'm too famous
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Steven Universe Oneshots
FanfictionHello and welcome to a book consisting of Steven Universe! The chapters range from headcanons, to short stories, and mostly angst. And ships. Have fun reading! (half of this is angst i lied, lapis is my son, garnet should be ruby x sapphire's ship...
