So I woke up at 12 and was gonna call an internet friend but her phone number wouldn't work and I was watching death parade until my mom came home and we had to clean up because mom decided to throw another house party. This time I'm not in my room and people are playing with my cat. Yay. Bye.
Things experienced at this party:
Many people petted my cat
One of them was a girl who was missing an arm due to a car crash
She later showed us that she could give the finger with her prosthetic.
I managed to write
I was forced to play guitar until I hurt and even later ;-;
Was a slave to drunk music lovers everywhere.
Puns. So many puns.
Shrek jokes with people who didn't know the other meaning of shrek (the Internet version)
I stole a lot of chairs when people went to the bathroom.
Drank some water.
Told my mom that after midnight my clothing would turn to rags so I had an excuse to go to bed.
Wrote gay smut at various parts of the evening.
Small injury to my leg because I was under the table and my moms boyfriend decided to tickle my feet. (V sensitive)
