55. Fall Out Boy: Next Gen

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Happy "Break Up Song Written About Mikey Way and the Summer of Like" Day!! (I can't wait to see if anyone understands this)

Andy Hurley:

"Hey dad." Mackenzie walked into the kitchen, her arms behind her back.

"Kenzie." Andy said nonchalantly, sipping on a protein shake.

"How would you feel if I decided to be a vegan?" Mackenzie sat beside him, leaning forward against the table.

You snorted and looked at her over the rim of your mug of tea. "You, a vegan? Honey the closest you have ever been to acting even remotely vegan was eating Oreos."

"Not true!" Mackenzie protested. "I was a vegetarian at one point."

"For two weeks." You pointed out. "And it was only a dare."

Mackenzie crossed her arms over her chest. "It wasn't a dare mom." She corrected. "I found out what they did to those poor animals."

"That did not stop you from eating bacon." You sipped from your mug.

Andy set his protein shake down on the table. "I'd say it was a great idea, but it's a commitment, meaning a lot of things would have to be sacrificed."

"Like?"

"Well for one thing, no more ice cream. But there are substitutes." Andy said quickly, seeing your daughter's face drop. "Like vegan frozen yogurt."

"I had to eat that once for a month in order to meet Sebastian Stan, it was horrible." You noted.

"And another thing, definitely no bacon or meat products at all." Andy said.

"You will never be able to feel the warm greasy embrace of bacon upon your taste buds ever again." You elaborated. "Ever."

Andy rolled his eyes.

"And you'll basically have to eat substitutes of pretty much everything until the world becomes more vegan." Andy explained. "No cheese or honey-"

"You'll basically become one of those annoying vegans, who blurts about veganism and PETA every two minutes." You said.

"You will not." Andy rolled her eyes. "I'm not like that."

"Yeah, but come on, she's like a carbon copy of me. I'm annoying, so she'll more than likely act like me." You nodded.

"I can do it." Mackenzie said. "I know I can." She stood.

"I give her less than two hours." You whispered to Andy as Mackenzie walked away determined.

"I have $50 bucks and another Sebastian Stan meet and greet that says you're wrong." Andy said. "I think she'll last a week."

"You're on." You and Andy shook hands.

It turned out you knew your daughter well, twenty minutes in she quit after learning she had to give up chocolate. 

Now to think about your outfit for the meet and greet....

Joe Trohman:

"It hurts." Nate complained as he repositioned his fingers on the neck of the guitar.

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