Fall Out Boy Imagines/Preferences

83. Just Off the Key of Reason

I am back bitches!

This request was hailsatxn I hope you really like this!

Pete Wentz:

"I thought I loved you, it was just how you looked in the light"

Here's my one piece of advice to yall, do not go out to a club mere hours after a breakup. And do not, under any circumstances, use alcohol and another guy to try to get over your ex.

You will most likely end up naked in a stranger's bead with a horrible migraine and a night full of regrets.

And that's exactly where you found yourself one morning.

"Oh my god," you muttered to yourself as you assessed your surroundings. "Oh jeez."

The stranger beside you stretched and groaned.

You shut your eyes quickly, not quite wanting to see who your next best kept secret and biggest mistake would be.

What's the big deal? You thought to yourself. He's just some stranger that I decided to have sex with. All I have to do is get out of here before he notices me.

Your curiosity was starting to get the best of you.

Fine, just one glance. You told yourself. And then I'm out.

You cautiously opened your eyes and looked over at the person lying in bed beside you.

"Pete!" You screamed. "Oh my god, no!'

Pete Wentz, the dude who had singlehandedly annoyed you ever since you were both in diapers, was lying on his stomach beside you.

You scrambled out of bed, taking the blanket with you.

Pete groaned and rolled onto his back. "What the f- (Y/N)?" His hazel eyes grew wide. "Holy shit! What the hell are you doing here- naked?"

You wrapped the blanket around yourself tighter. "I-uh." You tried to keep your eyes on his face, which was just as shocked as yours.

Pete looked down at his naked body. "Shit, did I have sex with you?" He groaned and closed his eyes. "Aw man, what a waste of a condom."

Your expression turned furious. "Well from the very few horrendous moments that I remember, you weren't that great at it."

"Oh please, I probably had you begging for more." Pete grabbed a pillow and covered himself.

"Well, it won't rank on my top nights!" You shouted, pulling on your clothes. "Andy was much better."

Pete gasped. "You had sex with my best friend?!"

You nodded. "Best three minutes of my life." You threw his blankets back at him.

"Well he must not have enjoyed it much, because he didn't talk about it." Pete wrapped the blankets around his waist.

"On the contrary," you replied smugly, "I left him speechless."

"Or it was so bad he was silenced forever!" Pete retorted.

You grabbed your bag. "I loathe you."

"Well you didn't last night," he smirked.

"That's because I was so drunk that I didn't even know who you were!" You snapped and slammed the door on your way out of his dorm room.

Of all the dumb things you could have done, you had to go and have a one night stand with Pete Wentz.