Fall Out Boy Imagines/Preferences

45. "Give Me a Sebby Stan and I'll Do ANYTHING" - Andy Hurley

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Andy watched, with a frown on his face, as you sat down beside him with a giant bowl of ice cream.

"You should really try to eat healthier." He said quietly, chewing on a celery stick.

You shrugged and ate a spoonful. "Nah, I think I'm good."

"Yeah, but piling all that junk inside your body, really isn't good for you." Andy pointed out. "Do you know all the diseases you could get from the sugar and fat that's in the food you eat?"

"I appreciate the worry Mother Hurley, but I think I'll be fine. I've got a fast metabolism." You said, your mouth full of ice cream.

Andy made a face and got up to grab another celery stick. "You may be okay now, but think about what could happen in a couple years."

You rolled your eyes. "You sound like every one of those annoying commercials they made us watch during health class in school. A lot of empty threats and promises."

Andy smirked. "Empty threats and promises, okay."

........

The next day, you came home to find the fridge and freezer completely empty of everything that had any sort of flavor.

"What the fuck is this?" You tossed the bag of grain at Andy.

"It's quinoa." Andy said.

"What the hell is quinoa?" You raised an eyebrow.

"It's a grain." Andy explained. "It's a healthy alternative to pasta."

"That might be why I've never heard of it before." You rummaged through the pantry for your usual snack. "Where's all my macaroni and cheese?"

"In the trash." Andy said nonchalantly.

You turned to face him. "I'm sorry, I think something is wrong with my ears. Did you just say threw my macaroni and cheese away?"

Andy nodded, leaning against the counter. "And your ice cream, but there's some vegan frozen yogurt in there if you want some."

"You threw out my Haagen-Dazs and replaced it with fake frozen yogurt?" You sputtered. "Why?"

"Like I said, you need to eat healthier. And you weren't gonna listen to me, so I threw out everything that wasn't healthy. We're going on a diet." Andy crossed his arms over his chest.

You glared at him. "You can mess with a lot of things, but you don't mess with my macaroni and cheese."

"One month is all I'm asking." He held his hands up. "You eat healthy for a month and if you don't feel better then you can go back to filling your body with junk."

"But...that means no ramen for a month. No ice cream...what am I supposed to do when Bucky falls from the train in Captain America?" You said, devastated.

"Babe. You've seen every Captain America movie so many times that you can quote them word for word. You know Bucky lives, you really shouldn't get upset when he falls from the train." Andy wrapped his arms around you.

"You don't have a right to judge me. Or make me eat healthy food." You said melodramatically. "Bucky wouldn't treat me this way."

Andy rolled his eyes. "I'll make you a deal. You eat healthy for a month and I'll find a way for you to meet Sebastian Stan."

"Deal." You said quickly, without really thinking about it.

"Maybe I should have made that offer the first time I asked you to go on a date with me." Andy grumbled.

"You really should have. It would have worked." You agreed. "Give me a Sebby Stan and I'll do ANYTHING!"