Never Knew I Needed

15.2

Jaycee, February 14th.
National Single Day.

"Everyone bores me if they stick around long enough" Was the first thing I heard Adrienne say as I got to our lunch table.

"So I bore you? I'll take our year of friendship back" I sat down next to Cj.

"I was talking about boys that I've talked to."

"Mhm. Why not just find a nice little fellow and settle?"

"I don't wanna settle. Why should I have to settle?"

I shrugged. "I mean it's been a while just find someone you can tolerate and see if you still got it"

"Got what because if it's flirting skills I never had it"

"I can help with that" Curly told Dri.

"I can too. I'm a guy so I know what guys like" I offered.

"I know what guys like too, sex."

"Besides that"

"Boobies. Ass. Head. Some giving head. Anything that's not romantic"

"Hey that's offensive"

Curly raised an eyebrow at me. "Says the one that's been hoeing around the past couple of months"

"iight but before I was a hoe I was faithful to shawtys not for some punani"

"That's like 1% of guys"

"Not true"

"Alright let's talk realistically then. We'll make a list" We watched Cj as she pulled out her phone and went to the notes app. "Alright number one." She looked at each of us.

"The unfaithful ones"

"50 percent?"

"It's less than that" I defended.

"40?"

"Still sounds too high"

"25?"

We thought about it. "That sounds about right. What's next?"

"Oh the liars"

"Definitely 50 percent"

"We have to make sure this adds up to one hundred Ceej"

"Fine 25 and 30" Cj typed them down.

25% of all guys can't be faithful
30%  don't mean what they say

"What other kinds of guys are there?"

"We got the hoes and the sneaky ones so... the crazy ones?"

"Most of them are crazy too. That's another 25"

25% are crazy

"What's left?"

"What about the ones that don't even like bitches?" I leaned on the table.