Sanders' Sides Oneshots

Alien Abduction (Anxiety x Logic)

This is a chat thingy one
Also I swear to god if I get one rude comment I'm deleting this oneshot okay

New message.

Virgil: how cool do you think it'd be to get abducted by aliens

Logan: Virgil, you are aware it is 1 in the morning, right?

Virgil: yeah yeah, I know. answer the question

Logan: I suppose it would be interesting to see what they are like, but it most likely would not end well.

Virgil: okay okay, but like, ignore the bad things that could happen for now. imagine if they taught you new things about them and about the universe and imagine how much shit you could learn from them

Logan: Ignore the bad things? That's strange to hear from you. I have to admit, that does sound interesting. I may have to agree with you.

Virgil: of course. aliens are fucking awesome.

Logan: I'm not sure I would phrase it that way, but yes. If I may ask, what are you doing up so late anyways?

Virgil: too busy thinking about aliens to sleep

Logan: What led you to thinking about aliens?

Virgil: I dunno. kinda tired of living in the same boring world. I just think it'd be cool to see new things no one else has seen before.

Logan: It would be interesting, definitely. Although, you are aware there are other things in the world you haven't seen yet, right? You do not have to leave this world to find new things.

Virgil: yeah. I guess. still think it'd be cool.

Logan: Well, one thing you always have is your imagination to get lost in. If you ever want to talk about things like aliens or whatever else I'm always happen to listen and give my thoughts.

Logan: Talking to you can be... nice.

Virgil: thanks. okay, so here's another question to think about. if you could create your own little universe with like, anything in it, what would it be like?

Logan: Hm. That is an interesting question. I would create a world full of books, where I would be able to learn everything there is to learn. It would be my own quiet place to not have to deal with other people or responsibilities.

Virgil: nerd

Logan: Well, I just answered honestly. What would yours be like?

Virgil: just a small place without anyone else I could go to calm down. where I could listen to my music without worrying about bothering anyone, and just exist in peace for a while. (Honestly I'm exactly like both of them)

Logan: That does sound like a good place to relax and not have to worry about anything.

Logan: Virgil?

Logan: Are you still there?

Virgil: sorry. started drifting off there.

Logan: You should probably get some rest. It is very late.

Virgil: this is nothing compared to when I usually go to bed

Logan: Virgil.

Virgil: yeah yeah. I'll go to sleep. we better get to continue our weird conversations soon though. you're the only one I can share these strange thoughts with.

Logan: Any time you would like to. Though, preferably during the day and not at one in the morning.

Virgil: cool. no promises. see ya tomorrow then?

Logan: Of course. I hope you are able to sleep well, Virgil.

Virgil: thanks. you too. see ya

Logan: Good night, Virgil.

This isn't really a ship one and it's not really super interesting but these are things I've thought about lately and I was just putting my thoughts into this cause y'know why not.

So yeah. These are some of the things I think about-I would've added more but I'm tired. I'm also in a really bad mood-I'm annoyed at human beings and just wanna have my own little universe to run away to for a while.

Okay, random question-do you ever just... you've never really had a conversation with this person, and you've only heard them talk maybe three times, but you've already determined that they're an asshole because oh my god some people-

Y'know what just... really bugs me? People who like, constantly complain about what others do. So like. If they update often it's annoying and they tell them to stop, and if they update too slow it doesn't matter what personal thing the author might have going on they need to update now because they said so. Like no, fuck off okay. It's not your book now is it???

Like for real, you don't get a say in what someone writes/how they write it/when they write it. That's not your decision. It's theirs.

It's not like this personally happens to me often but like..... I see it a lot. People, chill out. If you don't like how they do things then you know how to solve that problem? DONT FUCKING READ IT!!!! Don't make them feel bad for how they write things. (No, I'm not talking about constructive criticism and I'm not talking about things like good grammar and spelling, I mean people who are just rude to authors because they want it to be their way and no other way)

I don't honestly know if I'm making sense or not right now, but what I do know is I'm tired and grumpy and I'm getting off of here.

Thanks for reading. *cow finds a ring pop while eating grass and gives it to you*

If you could create your own universe, what would it be like? Take care of yourselves. Bye-Bob