~ Paulin and Patton texting each other be like ~
Paulin: "OI"
Patton: "Hm?"
Paulin: "STOP EATING MY LETTUCE YOU CHEEKY SNAILS"
Patton: "dude wtf"
Patton: "dude this made me wheez e wtf-"
Paulin: "STAPH EATING IT >:O "
Patton: "PAU SHUT UP"
Patton: "I WILL BUY YOU MORE SNAILS"
Patton: "*lettuce wtf android"
Paulin: >:(
Patton: (can't stop cracking up IRL, texts again) "omg what have we become"
Paulin: "......"
Paulin: "..'cheeky snails'"
Patton: "blocked."
Paulin: "no wait come back I"
< Bonus >
*Torsion Joins The Conversation*
Torsion: i woke up because of spam darlings wth is this
Tomas: why tf was I added to this chat?? too??
//Idk blame MattHargreves
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