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@Http-GiantRobot:

"Tord,

When I was in fifth grade
I had a friend, Steve Blade (ooh, Steve Blade)
He and I were close as two friends could be (we could be close)
One thing led to another
And soon I would discover (wow)
I was having really strange feelings for Steve
I thought about us, on a deserted island (we're all alone)
We'd swim naked in the sea
And then he'd try and
Woah, turn it off
Like a light switch
There it's gone (good for you)
My hetero side just won
I'm all better now
Boys should be with girls
That's heavenly father's plan
So if you ever feel you'd rather be with a man
Turn it off
Well, Elder McKinley, I think it's okay that you're having gay thoughts
Just so long as you never act upon them
No, 'cause then you're just keeping it down
Like a dimmer switch on low (on low)
Thinking nobody needs to know (uh oh)
But that's not true
Being gay is bad
But lying is worse
So just realize you have a curable curse
And turn it off (turn it off)
Turn it off
Turn it off"

"...It would help if I knew the darn reference to this.." The hair-horned male lowly complained, crossing his arms and tapping his one finger on his left arm. The casino owner himself had no clue where this was from, but he knew it was very familiar.

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