Seventeen Threads

"How many kids do you want?"

Scoups

You: Hubby, how many kids do you want?

Scoups: 12.

You: what?! Are you serious!?

Scoups: hmmm (nods) I am. I have a lot of stamina.

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Jeonghan

You: Hubby, how many kids do you want?

Jeonghan: 2.

You: why only two?! I want more and---

Jeonghan: (fall asleep)

You: -_-. Now I know why. You lazy jerk.

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Jisoo

You: Hubby, how many kids do you want?

Jisoo: it depends on the power..

You: y-your power? (Blushes)

Jisoo: no.. power from heaven. Whatever the heaven gave us. (Eyes smile)

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Jun

You: hubby, how many kids do you want?

Jun: hmmm. (Smirks) I want.. 7 million, 6 hundred  forty two thousands one hundred...

You: stop it. -_-

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Hoshi

You: hubby, how many kids do you want?

Hoshi: 10:10

You: what 10:10?

Hoshi: 10 girls and 10 boys. (Grins )

You: what the.......😱

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Wonwoo

You: hubby, how many kids do you want?

Wonwoo: one hundred one

You: yah! Are you serious?!

Wonwoo: hmm (poker face) cause I am so inspired.

You: inspired of what?

Wonwoo: by the book I am reading.. (Show you the book. Titled: " 101 Dalmatians")

You: -_-

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Woozi

You: hubby, how many kids do you want?

Woozi: 5. And I want them all girls.

You: why girls?

Woozi: I am afraid that my sons grow taller than me. Tss.

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Seokmin

You: hubby, how many kids do you want?

Seokmin: twins, triplets and quadruplets! (Excited)

You: honey. Do I look like a dog or cat to raise 10 babies inside me? -_-

Seokmin: (pouted) but I'm a horse.

You: not funny -_-

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Minghao

You: hubby, how many kids do you want?

Minghao: 8.

You: wow that's a lot! Can you feed all of them?

Minghao: don't worry about money. Let's think about how to make those 8 okay? (Smirks)

You: (gulped)

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Mingyu

You: hubby, how many kids do you want?

Mingyu: please. Don't think about having children for now.

You: ha?! Why?!

Mingyu: (sighs) look, I am still working for my skin. If our babies will get dark skin like I do, they will hate me. (Drinks gluta) so let me get brighter skin before that. Okay?

You: honey. ... (Poker face) its all about genes. They can't escape your genes.

Mingyu: (coughs) really?! Ugh. Then let's not wait any longer. I am coming!

You: wait .. What?!

Mingyu: (jump on you) I want 6!

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Seungkwan

You: hubby, how many kids do you want?

Seungkwan: huh, Gosh. You know how much I like kids right?

You: yes you do.

Seungkwan: then.  ... I want... 15? Yes 15 cute and adorable kids.

You: are you kidding? Kimbap be kidding? -_-

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Vernon

You: hubby, how many kids do you want?

Vernon: hmm? Well, I want every kids in the world. (Innocent looks)

You: no.I mean our kids...

Vernon: ahhh (nods like he already understand it) uh? But we don't have any kids right now.

You: (sighs) that's why I am asking how many kids do you want. You are too slow.

Vernon: I am fast. (Grins)

You: wait. What are you thinking?! 😱

Vernon: argh, honey you are too slow.

You: ........ Whatever.

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Dino

You: hubby,how many kids do you want?

Dino: I don't want to have kids right now.

You: eyyy? Why?!

Dino: because I still want to be your one and only baby. (Pouted)

You: aigooo, Dino nugu aegi?

Dino: Jeonghan's hyung ae---

You: what?!

Dino: sorry honey. Old habits. Hehe. I mean... Your aegi. Mwah!

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