Scoups
Scoups: How to say: "Cheol I love you" in other words?
You: How?
Scoups: "Cheol anakan mo ko. Mga labindalawa lang oh" (brows raised as he licked his upper lip)
You: What the...😑
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Jeonghan
Jeonghan: How to say: "Jeonghan mas maganda ka pa sakin" in mathematics equation?
You: How?
Jeonghan:
"Jeonghan > You(1000)
+your bestfriend beauty = boom panes"
You: (blinked)
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Joshua
Joshua: How to say "Amoy putok ka" in a nice way?
You: How?
Joshua: "girl, may magazine ako ng Avon dito. Order ka na ng Feelin Fresh deodorant. BUY 1 TAKE ONE sila ngayon! Doble proteksyon beshy."
You: 😓
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Jun
Jun: How to say: "Ako na yata ang pinaka magandang lalaki sa buong mundo" in two words?
You: How?
Junhui: "Moon Junhui" oh yeah. *le wears shades* 😎
You: 😪
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Hoshi
Hoshi: How to say: "Flat chested ka" in other words?
You: how?
Hoshi: "Buti pa yung chicken... May DD." *le promotes Dd chicken* (kembot kembot)
You: 😠😡
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Wonwoo
Wonwoo: How to say: "Mukhang unggoy ang kaibigan mo" in other words?
You: How?
Wonwoo: "Ikaw ba si Dora? At siya naman si Boots?" *le sings Dora theme song* tut tut tut turut tut tutu Dora~
You: (namiling Mais)
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Woozi
Woozi: How to say: "Hindi kayo bagay ng syota mo" in other words?
You: "Anong masasabi mo kung Maging boyfriend ni Mingyu si Woozi"
Woozi: (kinuha gitara) SINONG MAY SABING SUMAGOT KANG EPAL KA?!
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Dokyeom
Dk: How to say: "Ako ang umutot" in a nice way?
You: how?
Dk: "Guys ang galing ng puwet ko! Nagsalita siya kanina. Sabi 'Poot poot poot'"
You: (face palm)
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Mingyu
Mingyu: How to say: "Kiss me Mingyu" in other words?
You: Ay bet ko yan! (Sinunggaban si Mingyu at hinalikan)
MINGYU: TEKAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAA! RAPE!
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Minghao
Minghao: How to say: "Na-friend zone ako" in other words?
You: Hao?
Minghao: "Carats are my friends"
You: 😭
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Seungkwan
Seungkwan: How to say: "Ang baho ng hininga mo" in other words?
You: how?
Seungkwan: "Hoy! HINDI KITA KINAIBIGAN PARA LANG KAININ ANG BRIEF NI VERNON!"
You: 😱 paano mo nalaman ang amoy ng...?
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Vernon
Vernon: How to say: "Beshy tumataba ka ata" in other words?
You: How?
Vernon: (hinampas puwet ni Seungkwan) "Ugh,I love your butt"
Verkwan stans: /dies/
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Dino
Dino: How to say:"Mahal kita" in sincere words?
You: How?
Dino: "Naalala ko noong una tayo nagkita. Nakapayong ka ng dilaw, habang pumapatak ang ulan. Bigla akong sumilonh sayo, at nagtagpo ang ating mga mata. Waring tumibok ang puso ko, anupat datapwat lahat ng aking kabagabagan ay tuluyang naglaho. oh anong kay inam, nakita ka sinta. Ikaw ang pagpapala sa gabing wala ng pag-asa... at..."
(After 2 hours)
Dino: ".... ano ba ang nararamdaman? Puso ay may kaba sa tuwing nakikita ka.."
(After 3 hours)
Dino: "ngayon ay nais ng ipadama. Pag ibig na..."
You: UTANG NA LOOB! TAPUSIN NA NATIN ANG THREADS NA ITO!
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BINABASA MO ANG
Seventeen Threads
फैनफिक्शनMy compilation of Seventeen threads. Both tagalog or English. Follow me on Facebook @CloeBoo. Happy reading!
