Scoups
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Scoups: (nakita ka) What the....! (NAibuga ang juice na iniinom sa boobs mo) Pffftttttt.......!
You: -_-
Scoups: HAla! SORRY JAGI! NIGUGULAT MO KESE EKE EH! (pinunasan ang juice sa dibdib mo)
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Jeonghan
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Jeonghan: Abaaaa! (crossed arm) Infairness.
You: What?
Jeonghan: MAgkasing dibdib tayo. Pareho flat. Pffft
You: YOON JEONGHAN!
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Jisoo
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Jisoo: (kinuha ang absolute bottled water) (sinabuyan ka ng tubig) YOU NEED HOLY WATER!
You: W-wait Jisoo! stop!
Jisoo: ~Oh tukso! layuan mo ako!
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Jun
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Jun: Ohhhhhhhhhhh (said with tone) (leaned closer) I love your bikini.... but you don't need it anymore.... (singing) Yeah you dont need it no more... (holds your waist) Let's just kiss till we're naked... BIKINI ON THE FLOOR.,... (going to take your bikini off)
YOU: Stappeeeet!
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Hoshi
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Hoshi: (saw you, feels like in heaven) (ngiting naka-drugs) he he he he he he he he... (nose bleed)
You: hoshi! Dumudugo ilong mo!
hoshi: Huh? (natauhan, hinawakan ang dugo, tinignan) BLOOOODDDDD! (nahimatay)
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Wonwoo
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Wonwoo: (poker face)
You: Sexy ba?
Wonwoo: (eyes went down) Wow.
You: Hehehe. (pabebe chuckles)
Wonwoo: Infairness, maputi ang singit. (tinuro) Ohhh jjak jjak jjak jjak. Ohhh jjak jjak jjak jjak (clapping) (ngiting nakakaloko)
You: -_-
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Woozi
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Woozi: -_-
You: ang sexy ko no?
Woozi: (lumapit, biglang kinagat ang bandang puwetan mo)
You: Aray! Hoy!
Woozi: MAGPALIT KA NGA! GIGIL MO SI AKO. >//<
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Seokmin
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Seokmin: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: Ang sexy ko no? (sexy pose)
Seokmin: HAHAHAHAHA
You: Sige, isa pang "Haha" -_-
Seokmin: ... HA.
You: -_-
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Mingyu
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Mingyu: Pffft Haha! MAitim naman singit mo babe!
You: -_-. Bakit ikaw maputi?
Mingyu: -_-.
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Minghao
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Minghao: HINDI. Hindi bagay. Pwe.
You: -_-
#savageminghao2018 #thuglife
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Seungkwan
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Seungkwan: Sus mas sexy pa ako sayo. Sus! mas malaki pa pwet ko! Sus.... sus...sus... Wala kang sus---
You: (covered his mouth) ALAM KO! WAG MO NA IPALANDAKAN! BWUSET.
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Vernon
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Vernon: two piece? (binilang ang suot mo) Wow. I am wearing 4 piece jagi. (smiles)
You: Huh?
Vernon: Sando, shirt, brief and short. 1, 2, 3 4, (le turo turo while counting) 4 pieces. (smiles)
You: -_- (anong konek?)
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Dino
You: Jagiya! Look at my two piece! Tada! (lumabas, naka-two piece lang na bikini) Bagay ba?
Dino: Waahhh! (covered his eyes) RATED SPG ! NOOOOOOOO! Im inoccent! (run away)
You: -_-.
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End.
BINABASA MO ANG
Seventeen Threads
FanfictionMy compilation of Seventeen threads. Both tagalog or English. Follow me on Facebook @CloeBoo. Happy reading!
