Scoups
You: Sir, dining or take out?
Scoups: Wait, kapag ba pinili ko ang take out, kasama ka?
You: Po?
Scoups: (leaned closer) Can I... take you out? (bit his lower lip)
You: -_-
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Jeonghan
You: Sir, Dining or take out?
Jeonghan: Or.
You: Po?
Jeonghan: (natauhan) ay sorry. Iniisip ko kasi ang Jeongcheol at Jihan kanina. Ano nga ba uli tanong mo miss?
You: -_-
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Joshua
You: Good morning sir. Welcome to Jolibee. What is your order?
Joshua: (eyes smile) Sundae...(sabay kanta ng) ~"Sundae morning rain is falling"
You: Ahhh hehe. Okay sir. Sundae lang po?
Joshua: Also give me a cup of water... Holy water.
You: -_-
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Jun
You: Good morning sir. Welcome to Jolibee. What is your order?
Jun: pwedeng humingi muna ng baso? Nag uumapaw na kasi kagwapuhan ko. Babawasan ko lang.
You: P-Po?
Jun: Joke. Haha. One spicy chicken.. cause I know Im hot (pogi pose)
You: -_-
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Hoshi
You: Good morning sir. Welcome to Jolibee. What is your order?
Hoshi: KUKUYAAAAAA~ (shouted)
You: (napatakip ng tenga)
Hoshi: (danced and cheer) kukuya~ Kukuya~ Wohoooo~ Kukuya!
You: A-Ahm, sir, huminahon po kayo.
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Wonwoo
You: Sir, I received 500. Your change is 221 (binigay ang sukli sa kaniya)
Wonwoo: (kinuha ang 221 pesos) I received 221.
You: P-Po?
Wonwoo: (looked at you) you received 500. I received 221. Akala mo ikaw lang marunong mag receive huh, tsss (nakakalokong ngiti)
You: -_-
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Woozi
You: Sir, dining or take out?
Woozi: (leaned closer) miss, may kotse ako.
You: (nagtaka) Y-Yes sir. (uulitin ang tanong) So, dining po or take out?
Woozi: (rolled his eyes) Sa tingin mo kung may kotse ako, papasok pa ako sa loob para lang mag take out! Edi sana nag drive thru nalang ako! Malamang dining! Dining!
You: -_-.
#bitter
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Mingyu
You: Good morning sir. Welcome to Jolibee. What is your order?
Mingyu: Haha. Hindi ako oorder miss eh. Pero pwede ba manghingi ng ketchup? May baon kasi ako hotdog kaso walang ketchup. (wide smile)
You: -_-
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Minghao
You: Sir, I received 1000 pesos.
Minghao: OO alam ko. Nakita ko nga eh. Keep the change.
You: Ah sir, w-wala na kayong sukli.
Minghao: (napahiya) Alam ko. Nag jo-joke lang ako.
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Seokmin
You: Good morning sir. Welcome to Jolibee. What is your order?
Seokmin: Isa ngang bote ng honey.
You: Sir, wala kaming honey.
Seokmin: HA?! Imposible! Eh ang laki laki ng bubuyog dun sa labas oh! (tinuro ang estatwa ni Jolibee)
You: -_-
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Seungkwan
You: Good morning sir. Welcome to Jolibee. What is your order?
Seungkwan: DOUBLE POUNDER CHEESE (said in diva tone/ best quality englisheu)
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Vernon
You: Sir, Dining or take out?
Vernon: (natulala) (nag isip mabuti) Ahmm, Dining?
You: Okay sir.
Vernon: Pakidoble ang plastik.
You: Po? Akala ko sir, dining?
Vernon: OO nga. Dining. Kakainin ko.
You: Ha? Sir, kung ipa-pa-plastik niyo, take out po ang tawag dun.
Vernon: (napaisip) (laughs) Ahh! Gets ko na. Akala ko, ang ibig sabihin ng take out, is you will kick me out. Haha.
You: -_-
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Dino
You: Good morning sir. Welcome to Jolibee. What is your order?
Dino: Give me a very spicy chicken joy. Yung sobrang anghang huh? As in spicy na talaga. Kasi hindi na ako baby.
You: -_-
(defensive aegi?)
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End
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Seventeen Threads
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