Seventeen Threads

Sino si Bernardo?

Scoups

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Scoups: ahmmm, asawa ni aling bebang?

-wrong!

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Jeonghan

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Jeonghan: ang.... Nakaimbento ng sinigang sa bayabas?

-wrong!

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Joshua

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Joshua: ang.... Unang gumamit ng tawas.

-wrong!

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Hoshi

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Hoshi: kapatid ni Benedict?

Question: sino Si Benedict?

Hoshi: manok ni tatay.

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Wonwoo

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Wonwoo: ang naka-imbento ng posporo. *poker face*

-wrong!

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Woozi

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Woozi: langgam?

-wrong!

Woozi: ipis?

-wrong!

Woozi: tuko?

-wrong!

Woozi: *kinuha gitara*

-correct!

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Dk

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Dk: anak ni Charlie!

Question: Charlie and the chocolate factory?

Dk: charlie ni bebot. Kabayo ko.

-hanudaw?

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Mingyu

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Mingyu: yung nagmahal, pero pinaasa. *sighed*

-_-?

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Minghao

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Minghao: (nag alok ng Pera) sabihin mo na author.

(Binulong ni author na mukhang pera ang sagot)

Minghao: lintik na yan!

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Seungkwan

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Seungkwan: boyfriend ni Jasmine at Sabay silang nalunod sa tsunami. Oh my gosh!

-wrong -_-

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Vernon

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Vernon: Bernardo Chwe. My brother from different mother.

-chew.

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Dino

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Dino: hayop ba to?

Question: Oo!

Dino: nakahubo?!

Question: Oo!

Dino: barney?

-_-

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Jun

Question: Sino Si Bernardo?

Jun: (pogi pose) yung langaw na tinuli ko. May asawa na siya actually, 3 anak nila, Si Ber, nar at Si Do. 

-ding dong daeng! Correct!

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The end.

Bernardo: hello people!