Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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RoastMaster's Kingdom

SexIsMyCountry: guys

SexIsMyCountry: gUYS

SexIsMyCountry: WTF IS THIS U ALWAYS HAVE UR PHONES

SexIsMyCountry: hello?

SexIsMyCountry: ugh, I hoped it didn't have to come to this but

SexIsMyCountry: chOKE ME DADDY

RoastMaster has changed SexIsMyCountry's name to ChokingIsMyKink

ChokingIsMyKink: oh so THAT you read

RoastMaster: dude what did u expect

WildHoe: crAIG WTF

Moo: I'm so glad that you're being open with us, Craig!!

Moo: does anyone else have something theyd like to share?

Lui: I do

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: No

Lui: I have a gIRLFRIEND

RoastMaster: I'm dying

RoastMaster: jON I NEED ASSISTANCE

Delirious: ffs I'm at work

RoastMaster: that's not my problem

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: Lui stop calling me your girlfriend

ChokingIsMyKink: Lui did you jUST ASSUME HIS GENDER???!?!?!?!

ChokingIsMyKink: I am FUCKING TRIGGERED

RoastMaster: so am I BITCH FIGHT ME

Delirious: evAN NO

Delirious: just because I'm at work does NOT MEAN YOU CAN FIGHT PEOPLE

RoastMaster: FUCK OFF IM FIGHTING

Moo: and here we see a healthy relationship

Delirious: SHUT THE FUCK UP

RoastMaster: SHUT THE FUCK UP

ChokingIsMyKink: if that's not true love idk what is

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WildHoe: hey Evan can u help me with something

RoastMaster: depends what it is

WildHoe: astronomy

RoastMaster: fucK NO

WildHoe: y not

RoastMaster: reasons

Delirious: oh god not astronomy

Delirious: my bank account is still recovering from the last time

Moo: what is wrong with astronomy???