Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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Terroriser: Alright you thirsty rats I have a pitcher of iced tea

Zoyrk: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You're fucking dead, kiddo.

WildHoe: I identify as a cactus thank you very much

WildHoe: also wtf John

ChokingIsMyKink: me and Brian are dating

Terroriser: I was trying to gather the rats for a meeting, babe

Moo: omg I'm so happy for you two!!!!!!!! Now the only single person in this chat is lui

Lui: I don't appreciate this call out it's rude and I just want you to know that I will be suing

BirthingCoach: nothing wrong with being single, Lui

Lui: says the guy with a bf

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: congrats Craig and Brian! I guess European blood is staying in the family

BasicallyIDoWrk: I love when my friends are in happy, healthy relationships

Four07: I'm so happy for you guys!!!!!

Terroriser: thanks guys, it means a lot :D

ChokingIsMyKink: IM THE TOP

ChokingIsMyKink: just so everyone knows

FuckBoi: Craig knows what we really want to know

Legiqn: I can totally see him as a top tbh it suits him

BirthingCoach: exactly

Terroriser: it rlly does I mean we haven't done it yet but I can just tell ;)

ChokingIsMyKink: ;) me too babe

Moo: gross

BasicallyIDoWrk: wtf Brock we were just making out?????

Moo: Evan wasn't here to say it

BirthingCoach: that's not how Evan would put it

RoastMasterV2: exactly, instead I'd tell you to shove three bars of soap down your throats because there is no sinning in my Christian groupchat

FuckBoi: but we're all gay?????

RoastMasterV2: Jesus loves everyone you heathen

RoastMasterV2: but seriously, congrats guys :) I wish you well with your relationship

ChokingIsMyKink: thx Evan

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Now showing private messages between BirthingCoach and RoastMasterV2

BirthingCoach: Evan? It's been three weeks since I've seen you, since I've heard from you

BirthingCoach: u barely talk in the chat, what's wrong? Please tell me

RoastMasterV2: I'm sorry

BirthingCoach: Evan what are you doing

RoastMasterV2: I don't think I can do this anymore, Jon, I think it might be best for us to see other people

BirthingCoach: you replaced me?

RoastMasterV2: no

BirthingCoach: then why are you breaking up with me? Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry, Evan, please tell me what's going on

BirthingCoach: I love you

RoastMasterV2: I love you, too, Jon. But I'm just holding you back, and I don't want to do that anymore, I'm so sorry

BirthingCoach: Evan don't do this, this isn't what you want to do, Evan pls

TextMate: Uh-oh! It appears that the user you are trying to contact has blocked you. Would you like to receive a notification if they undo their actions? Please reply with YES or NO.

BirthingCoach: YES

TextMate: Got it! If you happen to change your mind, you can turn on notifications for this contact in your Conversation Settings. For a tutorial on how to use this tab, message our Help account (HelpMate) the keyword CONVERSATION

TextMate: Enjoy your day!

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BirthingCoach has been removed from the chat.

RoastMasterV2: he's taking a break from all of his social media for a little while, don't worry guys :)