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Praise Jesus

RoastMasterV2: anyone up

Moo: dude of course not its 2am

RoastMasterV2: u r

Moo: touche

RoastMasterV2: im so tired but like i jsut cant sleep

RoastMasterV2: just***

Moo: same

RoastMasterV2: if i stop replying then i fell asleep

Moo: same

RoastMasterV2: so wyd

Moo: not sleeping

RoastMasterV2: dude same

RoastMasterV2: brock?

RoastMasterV2: good night then

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Moo.

RoastMasterV2: yo dude

Moo: yeah?

RoastMasterV2: i feel like im going to pass out at any minute

Moo: um, why?

RoastMasterV2: because i didnt sleep at all last night

Moo: ev u need to sleep

RoastMasterV2: ik but like im trying but like i cant

Moo: you sound so tired, just sleep

RoastMasterV2: ive been trying since you guys left YESTERDAY

RoastMasterV2: i watched the fucking sunrise

Moo: was it nice at least

RoastMasterV2: yeah dude it was actually pretty LIT

RoastMasterV2: i hate myself, just end me

Moo: lol, you sound like youre high

RoastMasterV2: im high off sleep deprivation

Moo: SLEEP DAMNIT

Moo: ev?

Moo: evan?

Moo: get some rest, buddy

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Praise Jesus

FuckBoi: bitches im bored, entertain me

WildHoe: first of all, rude

WildHoe: second of all, why should I?

FuckBoi: because you decided to respond to my text, dumbass

ChokingIsMyKink: hes got a point there tyler

FuckBoi: craig i can never take u srsly cuz of ur user

ChokingIsMyKink: ik ik

Moo: im bored too

BasicallyIDoWrk: y

Moo: cuz i was texting evan and he fell asleep

Four07: its like seven am he should have just woken up?????

Moo: he didnt sleep at all last night

FuckBoi: y

Moo: idk, do i look like evan to you

WildHoe: oh shit lucas is racist

ChokingIsMyKink: omg

FuckBoi: wtf no

Moo: FINALLY SOMEONE IS GETTING CALLED OUT BESIDES ME

Lui: excuse me? is there another racist among us?

WildHoe: yea its lucas

Four07: so thats why youre dating evan

FuckBoi: bitch im dating u too tf

FuckBoi: WAIT WHY ARE YOU HELPING THEM SCOTT

Moo: because its true

WildHoe: #exposed #lucasisaracist

Lui: there is only truth in this groupchat after the re-branding

ChokingIsMyKink: exactly now we praise jesus and spread the truth he brings

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: ur name just makes that statement so much funnier

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RoastMasterV2: hey

FuckBoi: EVAN, MY BBY

Moo: ITS LITERALLY MIDNIGHT HOW LONG DID YOU SLEEP

RoastMasterV2: all day obviously

ChokingIsMyKink: relatable

WildHoe: craig you slept two hours last night stfu

Lui: #exposed

RoastMasterV2: i think im getting out of here soon

FuckBoi: im taking you on a date, its been decided, SCOTT YOU BETTER BE PREPARED

Four07: my bank account is ready

FuckBoi: thats the spirit

RoastMasterV2: so what are you guys doing

WildHoe: we're having a mario kart tournament at my place, thats why only like three people are talking, the rest of us are seething with rage

RoastMasterV2: whos winning

Lui: FUCKING DAVID

Lui: IF I DIDNT LOVE YOU SO MUCH ID DUMP YOU RIGHT ON THE SPOT

Moo: seriously evan you should be happy youre not here

RoastMasterV2: i dont see why you all are so mad, its just a game

FuckBoi: says the canadian

Moo: dude youre canadian too

FuckBoi: shit u rite

WildHoe: craig is broken i think

ChokingIsMyKink: i love Jesus, Jesus is my friend, he loves me with all my heart

ChokingIsMyKink: he forgives me for all of my sins, i love Jesus, he is my friend

RoastMasterV2: reasons why i dont play mario kart #345

Moo: you just haven't found the right rage game

RoastMasterV2: because I laugh at literally everything

WildHoe: that's why I like playing games with you

BasicallyIDoWrk: except strategy games where you just mess up everything

WildHoe: it sounds a bit harsh when you word it like that

RoastMasterV2: imma go back to bed, don't kill each other yet

Moo: key word; yet

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