Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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I got a bit fandom trashy in this chapter, please disregard it
Fuck Life

Lui: *dabs*

Evan: no

FuckBoi: *aggressively dabs*

Evan: not today Satan

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WildHoe has sent an attachment.

WildHoe: mission accomplished

WildHoe has sent a video.

ChokingIsMyKink: omg

FuckBoi: how tf????

Terroriser: r u a wizard

WildHoe: I kept telling you hoes that I was going to find him and chastise him for trying to steal my man

ChokingIsMyKink: he gave you merch didn't he

WildHoe: yes but he also said and I quote "I'm sorry for being so fine that your boyfriend wants me instead of you, but I will gladly be his father."

ChokingIsMyKink: BITCH YAS

WildHoe: I also showed him a pic of you and he said he'd smash

ChokingIsMyKink: yessss DADDY

Four07: I'm going back to bed

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Evan: I wanna go home

Moo: china?

Moo: FUCK WAIT NO I MEANT CANADA DAMNIT AUTOCORRECT WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

FuckBoi: BROCK IS A RACIST 4.0

WildHoe: OH SHIT

Four07 has changed Moo's name to Racist.

Racist: I really should've seen this coming.

FuckBoi: u really should have

WildHoe: damnit Brock every time

ChokingIsMyKink: Brock wtf is wrong with you that's so rude

BasicallyIDoWrk: this is why we can't have nice things

Lui: ^^^^^^^^^^

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WildHoe: guys I'm bored

ChokingIsMyKink: oh are u now ;)

WildHoe: someone sing a song this guy is trying to molest me

Evan: ok

Evan: without looking it up tell me what song this is

Evan:
I love making you believe
What you get is what you see
But I'm so fake happy
I feel so fake happy
And I bet everybody here
Is just as insincere
We're all so fake happy
And I know fake happy

I been doing a good job of makin' 'em think
I'm quite alright
But I hope I don't blink
You see its easy when I'm stomping on a beat
But no one sees me when I crawl back underneath

If I smile with my teeth
Bet you believe me
If I smile with my teeth
I think I believe me

Oh please don't ask me how I've been
Don't make me play pretend
Oh no, oh what's the use
Oh please, I bet everybody here is fake happy too

And if I go out tonight, dress up my fears
You think I'll look alright with these mascara tears?
See I'm gonna draw my lipstick wider than my mouth
And if the lights are low they'll never see me frown

If I smile with my teeth
Bet you believe me
If I smile with my teeth
I think I believe me

Oh please don't ask me how I've been
Don't make me play pretend
Oh no, oh oh what's the use?
Oh please, I bet everybody here is fake happy too

I know I said that I was doing good and that I'm happy now
Oh oh
I should've known that when things are going good thats when I get knocked down

Oh please, just don't ask me how I've been
Don't make me play pretend
Oh no, oh no
Oh what's the use?
Oh please, I bet everybody here is fake happy too
Oh please I bet everybody here is fake happy too

WildHoe: dude is that paramore?

Evan: yeah idk how it got into my playlist tho

Evan: but which song is it?

WildHoe: fake happy from their new album?

Evan: yeah, next person

FuckBoi: BITCH ITS ME I WANT TO GO NEXT

FuckBoi: It seems there's always somethin' in the way
But when we started I made it clear it might be this way
People moldin' stories, and it's always outta hand
They love to fuel the fire till we burn at both ends

Baby have faith in me
When I can't be next to you
I can't heal the pain
When hearsay can change the truth
So don't you believe in a single thing
Unless it's from me when I say
There's no me without us
There's no me without us

They'll try to drag my name through the dirt
But if you don't mind a little mud then no one gets hurt
But you, you fuel the fire, your love, it fuels the flames
But if we show our ears are burnin' then we burn at both ends

Baby have faith in me
When I can't be next to you
I can't heal the pain
When hearsay can change the truth
So don't you believe in a single thing
Unless it's from me when I say
There's no me without us
There's no me without us
There's no me without us
There's no me without us

And when I get home
I'll show you what I said I'd do
Pin you to the bed, show you who is your man
And with our lips colliding
It sparks the clearest chemistry
And when we lock in, then you'll understand, yeah
That babe if you leave me
You're stealin' my heartbeat
Over things we can't control
And babe if you leave me
I'm running on empty
Don't make me live this life alone

Cause there's no me without us
There's no me without us
Cause there's no me without us
There's no me without us

Don't you believe in a single thing
Unless it's from me when I say...

Evan: set it off- me w/o us

WildHoe: damn how did u look that up so fast?

Evan: I didn't look it up, I'm not a FAKE FAN

FuckBoi: FAKE FAN EVERYONE THIS MAN IS A FAKE FAN

Evan: ok but like imagine that on a t-shirt