Solby One Shots ✔

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When your girlfriend breaks up with you just get yourself a guy

Brennen told me the best way to get over a girl is to get under a guy, that's how I ended up walking up to a gay strip club i'm barely old enough to get into.

Sure the most action I'm likely to get is a lap dance but it's a step in the right direction. I mean it's common knowledge I like to eat dick. I think that's why she broke up with me, that or because I'm a complete cunt. She said it's because I'm a complete cunt but I think otherwise.

I walk past the bouncer flashing my ID, he probably thinks it's fake, people usually do. He didn't even bother check my birthday and just nodded me in. It seems like he hates his job, I would if I was him. It's not as if he's even inside the club, he's standing outside in the cold and wet having to deal with drunk girls on their hen night who get kicked out for being too touchy.

Every time I've ever been a gay strip club theirs always been a group of chicks on a hen night and today isn't a exception. Their always too loud and too drunk. Other than them their wasn't too many people, I mean it is a Wednesday night after all. Why did I have to get dumped on a Wednesday when everywhere is dead.

Brennen suggested this club. He said I wouldn't regret it so I have high hopes. Even if it's crap tonight I'm going to give it a fair chance and come back on a weekend.

I get myself a sprite because of stupid drinking laws, I could film a porno but not buy myself a vodka and coke. Maybe I should have just gotten drunk in Brennen's back garden instead. The first thing I notice when I sit down is one of my best friends Colby hardly covering up anything important.

What the actual fuck?

When Colby spotted me staring at him in shock he just smiled and walked over to me.

"So Sam." Colby sat opposite me.
"Hi."

"Fuck Brennen." Was the only thing I could think of to say.
"Does he know?"

"What?" Colby asked,
"Actually I leave in two hours we can talk then, I shouldn't be slacking."

"Wait." Seriously Sam, why the fuck did you do this.

"I need to make enough money to afford this weeks rent." Colby said, "I can't keep talking to you unless you want to pay me."

"How much?" I ask instantly, "Until you have to leave."

"Don't be silly."

"I said how much." I pulled a handful of cash out my pocket.
"Don't take this the wrong way but I am not waiting two hours to talk about this."

"Since your being dumb and I sure as hell know you can't afford me I'll talk to you for like ten minuets and then the rest later."

"How much Colby?" I ask again stubbornly, "Anything I can't afford I'll just pay of off this weeks rent."

"You have like fifty dollars and I don't get off for two hours. That don't even cover half an hour." Colby rolled his eyes, whatever I'll take fifty and twenty nuggets tomorrow."

"Deal." Colby picks up the screwed up money.
"So explain."

"Theirs a room round back if you want to talk in private because you have to explain why your here when you have a girlfriend." I don't really want people to overhear I got dumped and I'm still upset about it.

"Lead the way."

I followed Colby past another bouncer who was standing in front of a doorway that had purple curtains instead of a door. He went went to put his arm out and stop me going in but Colby just moved his arm out the way so I could follow. He lead me into a room on the end and locked the door.