It had become tradition for everyone to meet at Sam and Colby's apartment for dinner, drinks and 'conversation', whenever something special happend.
Every single time Devyn was as far from the vodka, or alcohol in general, as one person could be. This night seemed to be an exception to the unwritten rule. All had wondered how many drinks it would take for her to lose control. It did not take long for them to have their answer. It only took four shots.
"I've got a question," piped up Devyn, with a goofy grin on her face. "What is everyone's sexual fantasy?"
The rest of the people in the room sputtered and stared at Devyn as if she had grown a new head. However, Devyn was oblivious and went about happily drinking through her brightly colored pink straw.
"Er...well...I've always....er...you see...pirates...and...er...I'm a prisoner...and er..." Sam sputtered, red faced.
Corey let out a chuckle and shook his head in a meaningful way. "Sorry mate, no way that fantasy is ever coming true. You got yourself stuck with Colby and no way could he ever be a pirate. He's too...adorable."
A howl of protest came from the right of Sam and it would not take more than one guess from who.
"Shows how much you know Scherer! I would be the perfect pirate. All yo-ho and bottles of rum. I could do that.""Oh come off it, Colby. The only thing you could pull off is a 12 year old."
"Why you! I'll show you 12 year old, ballet boy."
Colby made to leap off the couch but Sam grabbed his arm just in time. "Colby, no!"
"Let me go," Colby sneered, "I need to teach someone a lesson."
Sam shook his head, while Corey smiled triumphantly.
"Come on just a little lesson, Sam. I won't do much."
After another head shake, Sam turned his attention to Corey. "And you! Be nicer to Colby."
Devyn let go of her drink and leaned in towards Colby. Whispering in what she probably thought was a discreet voice she said, "Pst. Colby. Meet me later and I will help you become a pirate. A real yo for Sam's ho."
Maybe it was all the pina coladas but that struck Colby as hilarious.
His laugh was contagious, causing everyone else to join in. Everyone that is but Devyn, who just looked dazed at what was so funny. With a shrug, she went back to her drink."I've always thought about going at it in a tree while it is raining," Elton said, wistfully, after the laughter died down.
Amanda looked at him, considering things for a moment. "You know, it's supposed to rain tomorrow," she purred, batting her eyelashes.
A hopeful look came to Elton's face at that admission. "Is it now? I've always been fond of the trees growing around my building."
Amanda grinned wickedly and began to plot the greatest of all seductions. Her crush on Elton was epic but she had never made a move. It was all thanks to the article -- 'How to lose your best friend in ten easy steps' that she made the first move.
Everyone was feeling great and wanted to party and do the normal things, people do at partys.
Sadly, Colby was feeling anything but kinky at the moment, instead, pouting into his drink. How dare Corey and how dare Sam not say a word about Colby being rugged. He was manly!
The brunette could out grr anyone, anytime.
A few more drinks and giggles later, everyone was leaving for the night. Colby for one was relieved. He had thought a drunken Devyn would be hilarious but she was just plain exhausting.

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FanfictionSolby ( Sam Golbach and Colby Brock ) One Shots I do not own all of these, some were written by friends but most are made by me. start: July 19th 2017 finish: January 1st 2019 editing: maybe