Kevin Foster had always been a klutz, the clumsiest boy in school things didn’t get much better once he entered the world of work. If there was a way to wipe important data or unplug the office phone system, or accidentally order £5000 worth of unneeded office supplies, Kevin would manage it, and he’d lost more than one job due to his incompetence.So it was really no surprise that, of the tiny number of people unlucky enough to be hit by a gender altering micrometeorite during the Dionysus Storm, Kevin was the first. Of course now Kevin is Kathy, but he’s just as clumsy as ever. On the plus side employers seem a lot more forgiving these days for some reason…I’m sorry Mr Morris, I seem to have overdone it a bit with the photocopying.”Oh Kathy, if your ass wasn’t so cute I’d fire it. I think it’s time for another after hour’s stocktake, don’t you? Yes Mr Morris.Only this time I’ll put the condom on, you just lie back and try not to touch anything!”
