Toenis

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I broke my friggin fourth toe and it hurts like hell. I also realized at the hospital, that I literally cope with pain by making jokes.

As the doctor was yanking my toe back into somewhat place, i was screaming. Then, after she stopped, I stopped screaming immediately and looked at the toe. Before I could stop myself, I said
"Wow, that actually does look darn pretty good!" And my mom and her burst out laughing.

Truth be told, it looked a lot better than when it looked like it was almost hanging off my damn foot.
Also, as they were injecting the two shots into my toe in order to numb it, I was screaming "OK, OK, WOOO ALRIGHTY"
I heard a nurse outside the room laugh (rip)

Anyways, I just kept making jokes while screaming in pain and agony throughout the whole emergency room visit.

Also, shoutout to the docs for not giving me stronger shit to deal with the hell that keeps rising out of my right foot every time it moves :) gotta love ya

I think i'm just at that point in life where everything that has happened to me is pretty well-deserved and I'm pretty much getting my karma. The only choice I have really is temporary or permanent pain.

"If you've gotta eat shit, don't chew. Swallow." - A quote to live by

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