safe word

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"You know," I dangled off the couch as I spoke to my best friend Shawn, "I really need to stop cussing."

"Yeah you really fucking do." Shawn said making me laugh.

"We need like a safe word." I said lifting up my head to meet his eyes.

"What about chips? Or guacamole?" He asked.

I smiled and shook my head, "No Shawn. What about fudge monkey?" I asked sitting up.

"Good with me." Shawn said getting up from the couch.

"Where are you going?" I asked looking up at him confused.

"To the bath- holy monkey!" I heard Shawn groan. I jumped off the couch laughing, but knowing I shouldn't be. I turned the corner to see shawn holding his foot in one hand as he jumped around in pain.

"What happened?" I asked trying to hide my laugh.

"I stubbed my toe." He said before mumbling, "shit."

"Shawn," I said getting his attention, "you need to use your safe word."

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