Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Private message: Brendon and Z ((what? A text based chapter? In the book that's supposedly text based? That's rare))

Bren!: Z

Bren!: I need help

Bren!: Ryan's like actually killing me

Zeee: how so

Bren!: he's literally been crying for three hours and its breaking my fucking heart

Zeee: c h e e r  h i m  u p

Bren!: I  c a n t

Bren!: he locked himself in his room and won't let me in

Bren!: I don't know what to do

Bren!: I feel so fucking bad

Zeee: pick the lock?

Bren!: he'll actually kill me

Zeee: true, true

Zeee: uuummmmm

Zeee: want me to come over

Zeee: I'll kick the door in

Zeee: then he'll be pissed off with me instead of you

Bren!: no

Bren!: I don't want to like

Bren!: invade

Bren!: you know

Zeee: yeah

Zeee: I don't know I think the best thing to do now is just wait

Zeee: he'll probably take like a depression nap or something

Zeee: then like two hours later he'll finally leave his room and then you can cuddle him or whatever you gay men do to make each other feel better

Zeee: ;)

Bren!: e l i z a b e t h

Bren!: this is serious tho please don't

Zeee: ok yeah fine

Zeee: but no seriously just give him some time

Bren!: but I don't wanna wait Z

Bren!: its been hours and each minute is worse than the last

Zeee: ok well

Zeee: there's not much else you can do Brendon

Bren!: you're the worst at giving advice thanks

Zeee: excuse me

Zeee: I gave you some pretty damn good advice

Zeee: its not my fault you're impatient

Bren!: ok but

Bren!: your advice was shit because if you think I'm gonna sit around and wait for another hour or two while Ryan is in his room crying youre actually insane

Zeee: aw

Zeee: that's cute

Zeee: adorable, actually

Bren!: yeah its this little thing i like to call being a decent person

Zeee: huh

Zeee: you know what I call it?

Zeee: love

Bren!: I mean

Bren!: you're not wrong

Zeee: w h a t

Bren!: nothing

Zeee: B r e n d o n  B o y d  U r i e

Zeee: w h a t  d i d  y o u  j u s t  s a y

Bren!: nothing

Zeee: B R E N D O N

Read

Zeee: you son of a bitch answer me

Zeee: god damn you

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