Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Ryebread: Brreebbbbnnnnnddooonn

Bren!: whhhhaaatttttt

Ryebread: I miss you

Zeee: *gag*

Ryebread: fuck off Z

Ryebread: go away

Zeee: gladly

Bren!: Ryan its been two hours

Bren!: you're probably not even out of Vegas yet

Ryebread: how

Ryebread: how big do you think Vegas is

Ryebread: cause I can assure that I am not still there

Ryebread: I'm like

Ryebread: in Colorado ?

Ryebread: maybe ?

Ryebread: idk how fast the plane is so like I have no idea where I might be

Bren!: so you could still be in Vegas

Ryebread: no

Ryebread: I really couldn't

Bren!: well you just said you don't know where you are so Vegas is a possibility

Ryebread: I'm literally anywhere but Vegas

Bren!: wait how are you texting me shouldn't you be on airplane mode

Bren!: Ryan you are single handedly going to cause that plane to crash

Ryebread: fuck off no I'm not

Ryebread: I'm using shitty plane wifi

Bren!: ew don't you have to pay for that

Ryebread: yup

Ryebread: I spent five dollars on you be greatful bitch

Bren!: why would you do that

Bren!: like you could've done so much with that

Bren!: but instead you spent it on getting really bad wifi

Ryebread: really

Ryebread: name one thing I could've bought for only five dollars

Bren!: you could've gotten a cookie with your coffee the next time you go to Starbucks

Bren!: actually

Bren!: you could've gotten two

Bren!: look at me doing math

Ryebread: shit you're right

Ryebread: fuck

Ryebread: they have some pretty damn good cookies too

Bren!: exactly

Bren!: and you gave that up

Bren!: all for me

Bren!: you're truly an idiot, Ryan Ross

Ryebread: fuck yeah I am

Ryebread: you aren't worth five dollars what was I thinking

Bren!: WOW

Bren: that is incredibly rude

Ryebread: :)

Zeee: I like how not even five minutes ago Ryan was complaining about how much he misses you and now he's saying you're not worth a tiny amount of money

Ryebread: actually

Ryebread: money doesn't have worth

Ryebread: it's just paper

Ryebread: society gives it meaning

Bren!: god damn do I wish airplane wifi cost more than five dollars

Bren!: then you wouldve been too broke to get it

Bren!: and I wouldn't have to go through this

Ryebread: :)

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We only have nine more practices until our concert fuuuuckkkk
The songs are no where near ready
I'm ready for the spring concert to be the worst of the year

We don't even have one of the instruments we need in the percussion, and I don't know if we're getting it
The director said we would but he says a lot of stuff that doesn't happen

But if he does miraculously find a way to afford a brake drum, I'm gonna have to learn the part for it in like under a week
So fuck me I guess

Y'all finals are soon
You know what that means
I'm stressed as fuck
My science teacher gave us this review thats 123 questions, and two of the lessons on it we haven't even gone over yet, but the entire thing is due on the 18th
Like fam you aren't getting in two lessons in that time
You can barely get in half a lesson in that time

I mean I guess its not really his fault tho cause we distract him a lot with stupid questions, such as

"So, if I threw an iron frying pan into the sun, the sun would explode?"
"No, it would have to reach the core, and the frying pan would melt before it got there"
"What if I froze it before I threw it in?"

"What would happen if we got a flash light and just shine it right into a black hole?"
"You would die before you got there, so it doesn't matter"
"But if I didn't die, what would happen"
"There's no 'buts.' You would die before you got close enough to be able to shine the flash light into it"
"But if it were to happen-"
"Alright, that's enough from Garrett, any more questions?"

Me: alright I'm gonna be healthy tonight. Imma eat a salad for once
Me: *drowns said salad in ranch dressing and croutons*