Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren: you know what I really hope

Ryebread: what is it this time

Bren: I hope humans figure out the key to immortality soon

Ryebread: why on earth would you want that

Will.i.ams: its so he can be with you forever :)

Bren: uh no actually I'd get sick of him way too fast

Ryebread: wow thanks I love you too

Bren: anyways

Bren: its cause I wanna see the sun explode 

Ryebread: what the fuck Brendon

Will.i.ams: why the hell would you want to die in a giant firey explosion

Bren: idk I just think it would be cool to see ok

Ryebread: yeah maybe for the 0.2 seconds you aren't burning alive it'd be cool

Will.i.ams: actually it would be quite hot

Ryebread: oh for fuck sake Hayley

Ryebread: Brendon literally wants to watch the world burn this is not the time for jokes

Will.i.ams: its always the time for jokes sweetie

Ryebread: wait Bren what would you do if we did find the key to immortality, but we also found a way to stop the sun from exploding

Bren: and just how the hell do you think we'll be able to do that

Ryebread: I don't know what if we like make an artificial sun

Bren: theres literally no way that would work

Ryebread: well immortality probably won't happen either sooo

Bren: ok but its more likely than us stopping the giant fucking ball of gas in the sky from its inevitable death

Ryebread: ok but hypothetically

Ryebread: what would you do

Bren: hypothetically I would go up there and blow up the sun myself

Will.i.ams: k so today we learned that brendon is willing to blow up our solar system so he can see a big firework

Bren: well when you put it that way I want to do it even more

Bren: fireworks a pretty nice

Ryebread: yknow that feel when you find out you're dating a psychopath

Will.i.ams: nah I think that's just a you thing

Ryebread: hm

Ryebread: well

Ryebread: not surprising

Bren: wow

Bren: fuck you too I guess

Ryebread: love ya :)

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Sorry this is out a little later than usual ya girl was tired

Don't you guys love when your mom and your aunt are mad at each other for yet another dumb ass reason
I really can't wait to not see my cousins for another five months when they decide they have to talk for the holidays
I love missing each one of their birthdays
Man this happens way too much why is my family so dysfunctional
But like my aunt is totally in the wrong here, just wanna make that known