Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren!: ok

Bren!: Ryan

Bren!: I'm gonna tell you this cause its obviously not gonna happen the way Z wants it to

Ryebread: what

Ryebread: what does Z want to happen

Ryebread: wait that's a stupid question never mind

Bren!: no its not what you think it is

Bren!: so basically

Bren!: she thinks there's something going on with you that you aren't telling her and she wants me to get it out of you

Ryebread: and why exactly does she think that

Bren!: cause you're acting different and not talking to her as much

Bren!: in her words

Ryebread: that is

Ryebread: a bunch of bullshit 

Ryebread: I'm just busy

Ryebread: and that is about it

Ryebread: college is hard brendon

Bren!: I know ryan

Bren!: believe it or not

Bren!: we're in the same grade

Bren!: meaning I'm also in college

Ryebread: woah really

Ryebread: I didn't know that

Bren!: yeah I know

Bren!: you're not exactly the brightest person out there

Ryebread: ok

Ryebread: actually fuck you

Ryebread: I don't need this negativity in my life

Bren!: is that why you got rid of me for two years

Ryebread: uuummm I didn't get rid of you sweetie

Ryebread: you got rid of me

Bren!: ok lets not get into this

Bren!: like we were having a decent conversation

Ryebread: you brought it up

Ryebread: and you know I'm kinda glad you did cause it reminded me that I'm still pissed at you so bye

Bren!: if you needed reminding you're obviously not pissed anymore

Bren!: oh so are you not answering now

Bren!: wow

Bren!: bitch

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So my band director handed out this song that's in 7/8 and a lot of us haven't played in it before so he gave us this practice sheet
Now he wanted everyone to get in on this, so we made it a quest in the percussion section to play the weirdest shit possible
Charlie took out this huge ass triangle
Jack took out the fucking wood slap thing
Peter found a doumbeck (you have no idea how much research I had to do to figure out what that's called)
I got the vibraslap
Cam got this thing that looks like a tambourine but doesn't have the little cymbals on the side (I don't know what its called and I'm not looking it up)
And Morgan just started wacking her feet with a stick

After we finished the BD just kinda looked at us and was like "You guys have no idea how glad I am that the two of you that had this idea are graduating this year"
Also a little bit later he asked us if we had to add feet to the chart (we have this stupid periodic table thing but it has a bunch of percussion instruments)  so Charlie took out a sharpie and just drew a foot on the paper

So we're marching in the saint patricks day parade today and like I actually want to die
Mainly cause it made me get up super early on a Saturday cause we have to be at school by 11
But also because we're gonna be behind a hell of a lot of horses, so that should be fun