Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren: I just realized that I literally never eat cereal for breakfast

Bren: like I always eat it when I'm having an existential crisis at three in the morning

Bren: or like

Bren: as a snack at nine at night
(Don't)

Ryebread: well look at you being able to afford cereal

Bren: ,, k but you've literally said that all you eat is cereal and ramen soooo

Ryebread: yeah but its the shitty off brand cereal

Ryebread: mini wheats? Nah, we got frosted mini spooners

Ryebread: lucky charms? Marshmallow magic

Ryebread:

Bren: is

Bren: is the magic cocaine

Ryebread: honestly I wouldn't be surprised

Bren: I mean seriously look at the pupils on that damn rabbit

Bren: you can't honestly tell me its not on some kind of drug

Ryebread: oh and also instead of cinnamon toast crunch

Ryebread: bunch o' cinnamon squares

Bren: big ass mood right there

Ryebread: and my personal favorite

Ryebread: circus balls cereal

Bren: wh

Bren: what the fuck

Bren: what fucking cereal is that supposed to be

Ryebread: trix

Bren: Jesus fuck

Will.i.ams: y'all can stop hating on my off brand shit ok

Will.i.ams: it is cheap and it tastes pretty damn good

Ryebread: ,,, its actually quite shitty but ok

Will.i.ams: in this house we eat off brand and only off brand

Will.i.ams: when you're making more than $7.25 an hour then you can buy the good shit

Ryebread: ok its not my fault cashiering doesnt pay well

Bren: wait minimum wage is only $7.25 in Pennsylvania

Ryebread: yup I hate it :)

Ryebread: how im supposed to live off this, I don't know

Will.i.ams: wait how much is it in Nevada

Bren: $8.25 I think idk I don't look that closely at my pay check

Will.i.ams: jesus you acted like you were making so much more

Ryebread: well I mean a dollar adds up fam

Will.i.ams: yeah but like I thought he was making some California shit of 11 an hour

Ryebread: wait really

Ryebread: fuck guess who's moving to California

Bren: bitch me too

Will.i.ams: aw you guys can move in together

Ryebread: ew no

Bren: wow thanks Ry love you too

Ryebread: :)

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Me: why do I have so much acne
Me: *buries my face in my cats fur at least once a day, irritating my skin to hell and back*
Me: lol where's it coming from

So I started one of my summer reading books yesterday and its so boring and so bad
It took me like an hour to read the first 30 pages because I was bored out of my mind
And I thought, hey, it'll probably get better, theres 350 pages and I've only read 30 of them
Nope
I'm now 100 pages in and its still awful
There's so much useless details and I really hate that
Like there was 2 pages of background info on a fucking train conductor that, as of where I am, hasn't been seen again and had no significant influence on either of the main characters
It also follows so many characters, which I wouldn't normally mind, but this is constantly in first person pov, and anytime it switches characters there's no indication as to which character we're now reading about
And it also really bothers me how the author uses parenthesis so often
"I've heard my mother say that one thousand times (give or take)"
Fam
You don't need parenthesis there
Just add like a fucking comma and you're good
Oh and also one of the main characters is incredibly edgy and I hate it so there's that
But that's my book review that no one asked for thanks for listening

In other news, its hot as hell outside
My mom bought a bag of chocolate and told me to keep it in my room so it doesn't melt and like
I don't think she realizes that that is an awful idea
Like does she really trust me to not eat all of them
And if she does, why would she do that