Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren: what's up fuckers are y'all ready for some Controversial Opinions™

Ryebread: you say y'all like I'm not the only one out of the four others in this chat that's gonna answer you

Bren: four ??

Ryebread: yeah Jon and Spencer are still here

Ryebread: they probably like,,, muted the chat tho

Ryebread: or deleted the app all together

Ryebread: haven't heard from Z in quite some time

Ryebread: and Hayley only shows up for vine references these days

Bren: wow it's almost like there's pretty much no plot at this point and no reason for them to be here unless we for some reason need a third person in the conversation

Ryebread: wow

Ryebread: speaking of vine references tho there should've been one made

Will.i.ams: what

Will.i.ams: OH

Will.i.ams: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS

Bren: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE

Will.i.ams: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

Ryebread: there we go

Ryebread: so anyways

Ryebread: controversial opinion time

Bren: oh yeah that's what I started this with

Bren: uhhhhh sandwiches are better left uncut

Ryebread: ,, you come into MY house

Ryebread: ,, you disrespect  MY bread

Ryebread: uncut sandwiches are,, absolutely terrible

Ryebread: BUT

Ryebread: they aren't the worst

Ryebread: see,,, they have to be cut in a very specific way

Bren: God you're fucking extra

Ryebread: no listen

Ryebread: you either cut it in triangles or you don't cut it at all

Bren: oh my god youre so picky

Ryebread: no but if it's not a triangle where are you supposed to bite it from

Bren: literally anywhere

Ryebread: but with a triangle you have the corner to start at and then just keep going towards the other end

Bren: thats so damn unnecessary just eat the sandwich

Will.i.ams: bold of you to assume he can afford bread

Ryebread: get out of here you've had your vine reference

Will.i.ams: you're just mad cause I'm right

Ryebread: ,, that may be true

Bren: but ??

Ryebread: no there's no counter

Ryebread: I'm a broke ass bitch

Bren: aren't we all

Ryebread: lowkey

Bren: highkey

Ryebread:  ,,, yeah

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Y'all today I woke up with four minutes before my alarm went off but I still tried to fall back asleep before it did and honestly if that ain't a Wednesday mood right there