Bren: when do you think world War three will happen
Ryebread: wow starting off today dark alright
Ryebread: actually no you know what we aren't
Ryebread: think of something happier
Bren: uhmmm
Bren: when are you going back to college
Ryebread: nope try again
Ryebread: we aren't having a repeat of an entire fucking chapter just because the author forgot to write this until the morning it had to be uploaded
Bren: uhm actually sweaty she started this at 10 the night before but fell asleep after the first sentence
Bren: anyways tho
Bren: you try then this shit is hard
Ryebread: uhmmm
Ryebread: what part of a kids movie completely scarred you
Bren: bitch have you seen coraline
Bren: that entire movie is absolutely fucking terrifying
Ryebread: lmao I've actually never watched Coraline
Bren: WHAT
Bren: bruh you didn't live as a child
Bren: hold up I'm coming over and bringing Coraline
Ryebread: wait no don't do that
Ryebread: you just said it's terrifying why would I want to watch it
Bren: well no it scared me as a child but like it's really not that bad
Ryebread: hmmm
Ryebread: for some reason I don't believe you
Bren: well
Bren: maybe you should trust me more ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bren: actually no forget that I'm a dirty fucking liar
Bren: you have every right to not trust me
Bren: that movie still scares the shit out of me
Ryebread: I don't even know what it's about tho maybe I should watch it
Bren: oh no
Bren: no no no no no no no
Ryebread: ok I get it
Bren: there is absolutely no reason for you to watch that and I refuse to let you
Ryebread: wow look at you getting protective
Bren: "protective"
Bren: it's just a movie lmao
Ryebread: yeah but still
Ryebread: it's lowkey cute
Bren: aw you still think I'm cute even tho I'm old and gray
Ryebread: still only 20
Bren: like I said
Bren: old
Ryebread: not really
Ryebread: but whatever there's no point in arguing
Bren: no please argue
Ryebread: no this chapter is getting too long
Bren: hm
Bren: well
Bren: what can you do you know
Ryebread: uhm you can stop talking
Bren: wow ok
Bren: fine
Bren: bitch
Ryebread: :)
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Well guys
Yesterday was our first game
I think to say that it was rough would be a bit of an understatement
I mean after pregame it was alright, halftime was a little bad but it was expected you know first game
So within the first five minutes, so while we were marching in, we had: one barete fly off someone's head, a snare drop a stick, and a bass fall off a harness (twas mine)
First ten minutes, lining up for pregame, we had: two more baretes fall off (it was really windy), and a hook on a bass that holds the harness come so loose that the drum couldn't stay on the kids shoulders#SaveDrumline2k18
Patrick has become an honorary member of drumline now tho because the trombones are behind us in parade formation, so he picked up anything that was dropped or blown awayThe band director looked so scared tho when he saw that my drum was off the harness, like when we stopped marching he comes over to me and sounds fucking terrified and is all "What's going on here?"
"My drum came off the harness during Sergio" (One cadence we do while marching)
"Can you put it back on?"
"Yeah, I just couldn't while we were moving"
And he looked so fucking relieved I'm just there like sis you've been doing this for five years have you never seen even one of these drums off of their harnessIn other news, I don't understand why people think that if you're in a relationship you can't have friends
Like literally someone has messaged me and asked if Daniel ever gets jealous or mad about me being so close with Peter and Charlie
Like??? No ??? Of course not ??? He understands that people have friends
And he's friends with them too so like ???
I just don't get it
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Ryden Hell: The Sequel
Hayran KurguB!: heyyyyy Ryebread: hey ? Ryebread: whomst B!: wow already forgot huh B!: here maybe this will help Bren!: ? Ryebread: oh my god Sequel to the shit storm that is Ryden Kik But this one actually has some semblance of a plot, a true miracle